Frogs And Toads Are Hilarious. They're Just Like

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

How did we figure out selectively breeding plants? Animals make sense, but who was the one who thought "hmm, this fruit comes from this seed, like animals come from animal seed. Tall man's seed makes tall children. Spotted animals make spotted animalsm If I bury the seeds of this particularly juicy fruit, the son of this plant will be tasty as well."

Anyone who likes Salt and Vinegar chips is a higher being.

QUEENS

If you think about it, the phrase “a bowl of mac and cheese” fits the format for generic YA fantasy titles

A little rat with some Klimt-inspired doodles.

"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

Happy March 15th!!!!

hope everyone had an amazing march 15th!!! no reason I just know that tumblr loves days and dates. happy wednesday! happy 15th! happy march!!! I hope the stars align and smite an enemy of your choosing

I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:

Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella

Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought...” just before thunder

Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh... [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “...yes O_o”