Gastrointestinal5pears - Yooooo

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

Blink-182 Lockscreens Reblog or Like ;)

Please don’t appropriate “I love bad boys” culture if you don’t have a crush on prince zuko, it’s really insensitive and we’re already experiencing enough intolerance and oppression as it is

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

a foot fetishist told me my feet were weird at a party once. do you know how humiliating it is to have your feelings hurt by the foot dude

reblog if you love Jared Padalecki

this is an experiment

Michael @ all of the survivors thirsting after him at the outpost

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster