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dear USAmericans,

VOTING WORKS!!!

French people showed up, French people voted, turnout was higher today than it has been since 1997, and we kicked the far right to 3rd place

a week ago, the far right was the biggest party in France, we were slated for a far right parliament, prime minister, and government

this week, we voted against them en masse and we won!

VOTING WORKS!

you're up next in November! it's very rare we get to say this, but this one time, take example on the French! show up and vote!

because VOTING WORKS!

"Love, friendship, kindness. That doesn't make me weak. It makes who I am."

Flash owns the Devil.

Long story short:

Neron (DC Comics’ version of Satan) trapped the Rogues’ souls in demon bodies that attacks Keystone City. They are so powerful that not even the JLA can beat them. Neron tells Wally and Linda that if they sacrificed their love then he would release the Rogues’ souls. He did… but the demon bodies their souls were trapped in are still in Keystone, STILL tearing the city apart.

Neron wanted Wally and Linda’s love since it was what made it possible for Wally to be the first man to enter and leave the Speed Force, the Valhalla of speedsters. Neron believes with that with the power to enter one aspect of heaven, he can slowly conquer the afterlife completely.

But here is the problem: Possessing a love as strong as the one Wally and Linda has for one another makes Neron feel things like compassion. Not a good thing for a demonic lord. So he ends up begging Wally and Linda to take their damn love back. They agreed to do so IF he returned Keystone back to normal.

NOT a good day for the dark lord.

Making a Weezing Mosquito Coil Holder

An engineer built a mosquito repeller in the shape of a Pokemon.

Full video on YouTube : 3D SANAGO

Reposting my single favourite piece of official Star Wars media for no particular reason.

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

Cinder: (Via CCT) What's that, you say? You can live without internet so long as you have coffee?.

Jaune: Yeah, that's right!

Cinder: WRONG. All coffee supplies are being diverted. This academy will be as clean as a whistle! And if any of you caffeine-junkies have a problem with it... TALK TO JAUNE ARC. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!.

Jaune: (Hears knocking at door, Answers)

Ruby: (Levels Crescent Rose) JAUNE... GIVE HER WHAT SHE WANTS...

Jaune: Ah, Ruby, leave me alone. (Slams shut)

Ruby: (Muffled) WHOOPS! (BANG! CRASH! EEK!) Whuh-oh...

Y'know what? I'd think i'd be pretty funny if Cinder forgot and/or didn't care to lear Jaune's name

EX:

Cinder: Ruby. Weiss. Blake. Yang

Cinder, squinting at Jaune while trying to remember his name: ...Jacob

Cinder: Nora. Ren

Cinder: All of you are gathered here today to witne-

Jaune: My name is Jaune

Cinder: That's what I said, Josh. As I was sayin-

Jaune: My name is JAUNE!

Cinder: Whatever you say John.

Jaune: RRRRAAAGHH

Cinder: Emerald, who was that young hell-fighter?

Emerald: Jaune Arc, ma'am.

Cinder: Arc, eh? I'll remember that name...

"Cinder did not remember that name"

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Cinder: Who is that honor student, Emerald?

Emerald: Jaune Arc, ma'am.

Cinder: Arc, eh? How odd. My research specifically calls him out as an academic failure!

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Cinder: Hm~. Who is that bathroom ballroom dancer, Emerald?

Emerald: Jaune Arc, ma'am. One of the... Pokémon card trainers from Beacon's first year.

Cinder: Well, he's certainly got a foot loose or two~! Perhaps I've found someone who's hotfoot enough to dance with me?

Emerald: Oh, his foot isn't as hot as yours, ma'am. You've never lost a dance competition! Except for that time when you let Mercury win on his dad's birthday. It was very sweet of you, ma'am.

Cinder: Oh, he just looked so sad, Emerald. With his, "Oh... My dad used to hit my feet with a steel pipe like that..."

Emerald: (Giggles)

Cinder: Hm... I wonder if this Jaunem Arcury shares any relation.

Emerald: Unlikely, ma'am. They spell and pronounce their names differently.

Cinder: Bah! Arrange a game and I'll ask her myself!

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Cinder: Excelsior to you, Mr...

Cinder: (Whispering) Emerald, what's the name of this lounge lizard?

Emerald: Jaune Arc, ma'am. One of your Baby-Alives from Beacon's first year.

Cinder: Yes! Arc~!

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Cinder: I'm sure your replacement will be able to handle everything. Who is he, anyways?

Emerald: Uh, Jaune Arc, ma'am. One of your Target Practices from Beacon's first year. All of the recent events of your life revolved around him in some way.

Cinder: Arc, eh?

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ATTENTION! FIRST YEAR PROBLEM ON TEAM JNPR!

Cinder: Team JNPR?! Good god, who's the team leader there?!

Emerald: (Typing into scroll) Uh, Jaune Arc, ma'am.

Cinder: Arc, eh? Good man? Intelligent?

Emerald: Uh, actually, ma'am, he was enrolled on a dare by Professor Ozpin.

Cinder: Oh, well, thank you very much, Salem!

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Jaune: You know what I think of this exam?! (Rips) This! (Rips) And this! (Wipes butt) And some of this!

Cinder: Who is that champion of injustice, Emerald?

Emerald: That's Jaune Arc, ma'am.

Cinder: Arc, eh? New man?

Emerald: (Chuckles) Actually, ma'am, he thwarted your campaign for Fall Maiden. You shot his partner. He saved Beacon from falling. His teammate, Nora, painted you in the nude.

Cinder: Hm... Are you sure? I think I'd remember all that.

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Emerald: Oh, god, he's being dropped into the Deathstalker nest!

Cinder: The fuck's a Deathstalker?

Jaune Dummy: (Perforated repeatedly, Scrapped into a heap)

Cinder: ...Emerald. Who was that corpse?

Emerald: Jaune Arc, ma'am. (Sniffles) One of the finest, bravest first year ever to bless at Beacon Academy~! (Sobs)

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Jaune: (Walking down the hall, Hallucinating)

Cinder: Emerald, who is that idiot?.

Cinder: Emerald, who is that doofus?.

Cinder: Who is that fashion disaster?.

Cinder: Who is that deadweight?.

Cinder: Mushbrain!.

Cinder: Dorkus Maximus!.

Cinder: Dirtstain!.

Cinder: Goofball!.

Cinder: Sextant-deficiency!.

Jaune: STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT!

Cinder: LOOK OUT!.

Jaune: Huh? (Falls off cliff) AAAAAAAAAAA

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Jaune: (Chuckles)

Cinder: (Opens office door, Sees graffiti)

I AM JAUNE ARC

Cinder: ...And who in Salem's name are you?

Jaune: RRRGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jaune: (Shakes Cinder) JAUNE ARC! JAUNE! ARC! JAUNEARC! JAUNE ARC! MY NAME IS JAUNE ARC!

Jaune: (Pulled off, Dragged away) Oh, you're dead, Cinder. You're dead! YOU'RE DEAD, CINDER!

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Cinder: I've decided to start carrying my weapon closely after I was assaulted last night by an unknown assailant.

Jaune: (Distant) DAMMIT!

This like when the costco founder said he'd kill the cfo if he tried to raise the price of the hot dog

My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.

Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.

PRE-ORDER: Only available until June 30, 2024! Shipping from the United States and Europe to: US 🇺🇸, EU 🇪🇺, UK 🇬🇧, Canada 🇨🇦, Australia 🇦🇺, and New Zealand 🇳🇿 Thank you everyone for voting on the polls and helping shape these pride sword pins together. It is been so much fun making these! You can get yours here:

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Look.

I have made you a chart. A very simple chart.

People say "You have to draw the line somewhere, and Biden has crossed it-" and my response is "Trump has crossed way more lines than Biden".

These categories are based off of actual policy enacted by both of these men while they were in office.

If the ONLY LINE YOU CARE ABOUT is line 12, you have an incredible amount of privilege, AND YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT PALESTINIANS. You obviously have nothing to fear from a Trump presidency, and you do not give a fuck if a ceasefire actually occurs. You are obviously fine if your queer, disabled, and marginalized loved ones are hurt. You clearly don't care about the status of American democracy, which Trump has openly stated he plans to destroy on day 1 he is in office.

Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues

Knights of the Shounen

King Goku the Strongest

Sir Naruto the Peaceful

Sir Ichigo the Spirited

Sir Deku the Heroic

Sir Gon the Adventurous

Sir Tanjiro the Kind

Sir Yusuke the Altruistic

Sir Luffy the Free

Sir Yuji the Disciplined

Sir Natsu the Amicable

Sir Edward and Alphonse the Brothers

Sir Gintoki the Humorous

Sir Asta the Mighty

Sir Eren the Dark

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

Real life Simpsons intro

Vine: im afraid we lost them sir

Ironwood: damn it. Well then you find them and you get them back in the city and to make sure nobody else gets out i want roving death squads around the perimetet 24/7. I want 10,000 tough guys and i want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher, and heres how i want them arranged. Tough, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft.

Vine: sir im afraid you've gone mad with power.

Ironwood: of course i have, you ever tried going mad without power? Its boring, no one listens to you.

this sequence is one of my all time favourites and screen caps wouldn’t do it justice

Story/colors by me, art by Mads G.

i don't know if this already made it into here but genuinely

DC Pride Uncovered #1 (2024)

by Brandt & Stein

the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

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