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Star Wars 2: In the Shadow of Yavin, Part Two
The X-Men by Alex Ross
Immortal Thor #10 - "Getting the Ax" (2024)
written by Al Ewing art by Carlos Magno & Matthew Wilson
Bernard Hill as King Théoden in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Star Wars (1977) Dir. George Lucas
The original, un-altered, theatrical cut
Today, we mourn Bernard Hill (King Theoden). May he rest among the halls of his father 😔
Today, we mourn Bernard Hill (King Theoden). May he rest among the halls of his father 😔
Sergio Gutierrez Benitez, better known as Fray Tormenta, was a priest who wrestled to feed orphaned children. He was the inspiration for the Nacho Libre movie
I feel everyone here should be made aware that the fine folks over at r/fnki have taken to photoshopping Foghorn Leghorn into scenes and captioning them accordingly.
Behold:
Man stops to rescue kitten, gets ambushed by platoon
(Source)
Little jockey
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Fritz Schwimbeck - Werden-Vergehen: Tod im All, 1913
The Battle at Wolf 359
In the swirling chaos of the Battle of Wolf 359, where the Federation’s fleet clashed with the relentless Borg cube, hope was a scarce commodity. The starships, valiant as they were, found themselves outmatched by the Borg’s superior firepower and seemingly impenetrable defenses.
It was then that a peculiar blue box, the TARDIS, materialized amidst the debris of fallen ships. The Doctor stepped out, sonic screwdriver in hand, a determined glint in his eyes. He was no stranger to impossible odds, and the plight of the Federation moved him.
The Doctor quickly assessed the situation and devised a plan. He knew the Borg’s strength lay in their collective consciousness. If he could introduce a paradox, something the Borg couldn’t assimilate or understand, it could create a moment of vulnerability.
With the help of a small team of Starfleet officers who beamed aboard the TARDIS, The Doctor synchronized the ship’s time vortex manipulator with the Borg’s transwarp conduit. As the TARDIS’ engines whirred and the Borg cube began to assimilate the signal, The Doctor initiated the paradox—a message of individuality broadcasted on a frequency only the Borg could perceive.
The message spread like wildfire through the Borg’s collective mind, each drone suddenly overwhelmed with a sense of self. Confusion rippled through the cube as drones hesitated, their unified purpose faltering.
Seizing the moment, the Federation fleet unleashed all they had. The Borg, distracted by the existential crisis within, could not defend themselves effectively. The cube sustained critical damage and, in a blinding explosion, was destroyed.
The Doctor, having saved the Federation from certain defeat, received gratitude from admirals and ensigns alike. But he didn’t stay for the celebrations; his work there was done. With a smile and a wave, he disappeared into the TARDIS, off to his next adventure across time and space.
The Battle of Wolf 359 would be remembered not just as a close call with annihilation, but as the day The Doctor, a mysterious hero from another universe, came to the rescue of the United Federation of Planets.
Pyrrha Suffers...
I noticed some of y'all don't like Pyrrha being casted as Yamcha from Dragon Ball Z Abridged, so I decided to do the noble thing, go over my previous posts, make the free will choice to DOUBLE DOWN!
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Pyrrha: Don't worry, everyone. I'm here now.
Nora: Oh, thank Oum! Pyrrha's here now!
Pyrrha: That's right, and I swear that I will give my all fighting these foes. We have trained until our bones cracked to prepare for this, so I know that nothing will ever break our spirit! Today, we win-
Nora: Y-Yeah...! Woo...!
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Roman: ...So, who wants to tell Jaune?
Pyrrha: I'll do it. I was Jaune's partner, so he should hear it from me.
Roman: Whatever you say, Ms. Invincible.
Pyrrha: Jaune? It's me, Pyrrha.
Cinder: Oh, hello, Pyrrha Nikos~.
Pyrrha: YOU?! What are you doing on Jaune's scroll?!
Cinder: Is it wrong for a woman to answer her man's scroll?
Pyrrha: What?! How?!
Cinder: He was so distraught over your death. He needed someone to tend to him after you passed.
Pyrrha: YOU'RE THE REASON I'M DEAD!
Cinder: Well, I guess I'm the better woman then, aren't I?
Jaune: Who is it, Cinder?
Cinder: Oh, just someone trying to sell you a pool.
Jaune: Oh, uh, no thanks.
Cinder: Buh-bye~.
Pyrrha: OH, YOU DIRTY BITCH!
Roman: Penny?
Pyrrha: YOU LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE- (Crack) ARGH! MY STERNUM AGAIN!
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Pyrrha: Hmph! You have a lot of nerve coming here!
Cinder: I'm sorry. Do I know you?
Pyrrha: Wh- Don't you remember?! We fought at Beacon!
Cinder: No, I fought Ruby. Watts handled everyone else.
Cinder: Well, everyone except that scrub I took down in one sho-
Cinder: Oh! OH! AHA! AHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pyrrha: Oh, keep laughing, you evil bi-
Cinder: (Towering over Pyrrha) HA. HA. HA.
Pyrrha: ...Bitch.
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Ashe: H-Hey, Pyrrha! How it han- I mean what's hang- (Ahem!) H-How are you?
Pyrrha: Oh, you know. Hanging in there.
Ashe: (Winces)
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Pyrrha: Oh, I am in over my head. I should contact the others.
Pyrrha: No! No! That's exactly what they'd expect!
Pyrrha: Isn't that right, adult and child wearing trenchco-?
Pyrrha: (Grabs by the throat) ACK!
Truck: (Approaching, Pumpkin Pete ad blares)
Pyrrha: OH, C-COME ON!
Truck: (Swerves, Crashes)
Grimm: Ruby. Vengeance.
Pyrrha: I-I'm... not... Ru-
Grimm: VENGEANCE! (Stabs Pyrrha)
Yang: I heard an explosion! What ha- OH COME ON, P-MONEY! IT'S BEEN TEN SECONDS!
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Pyrrha: I'll get Ruby to a hospital. Let's be honest. With how much you've all grown, I'd just get in the way.
Yang: Yup.
Blake: Probably.
Weiss: No offense.
Cinder: Why are you even here?!
Pyrrha: ...You know what? I'm just going to leave.
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Yang: We can't just sit around here, you know? We have to help!
Pyrrha: Help what? It would be a losing battle.
Yang: Oh, of course you'd say that!
Nora: Actually, she has a point.
Yang: Oh, don't you start!
Nora: Hey, I was in Vacuo, dammit! Shit got crazy! I was stabbed and blown up!
Pyrrha: I was stabbed and blown up, too, and dumped by the only boyfriend I ever had!
Nora: Same, except when my boyfriend left, he took all his character development.
Nora: When your boyfriend left, he took all your character development.
Pyrrha: ...
Yang: ...
Oscar: (Ozpin) You're going to need Mr. Arc to heal that wound, Ms. Nikos.
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Pyrrha: I just like to have hope, okay? Is that so wrong?
Yang: The fact you have any hope in your life is your most admirable quality.
Pyrrha: Oh... Thank you, Yang!
Salem: PYRRHA, FOR THE LOVE OF THE BROTHERS, DON'T THANK HER!
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Pyrrha: Please, you can't do this to me! These games... ever since the Grimm died, they're everything to me!
Pyrrha: My ex-boyfriend left me for an evil Maiden, and is now raising his daughter alone and refusing anyone's help.
Pyrrha: All of my friends are either married, or busy, or spending their days as the living embodiment of libido and being a total dick about it!
Pyrrha: ...Without these tournaments, I'll have nothing.
Cardin: Yeah, nothing, and 20 billion lien.
Pyrrha: What will I... Wait, what?
Port: Twenty. Billion. Lien.
Port: The Association states you can't be left high and dry upon retirement, nor can you be banned from further sponsorship deals, or promotional tie-ins.
Port: Simply put, you sign this non-compete, and you will be set for the rest of your life.
Pyrrha: So... I'd win?
Cardin: You only win! For as long as I've known you, you do nothing but win! This is just icing on your already winning cake!
Pyrrha: (Sniffles, Beams)
Lord Taurus
Adam: Hello, ningen~!
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Adam: Ha ha... Your threats are as empty as your title.
Adam: All hail Weiss Schnee, heiress to nothing!
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Adam: Well, well, this could be quite salubrious for me.
Corsac: I'm not sure I...
Fennec: ...know what that means.
Adam: It means "beneficial to one's health and well-being," you dolts!
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Yang: Thanks for the assist, Ozp-AGH!
Adam: ...Oops! How rude of me. The pommel of my sword has slipped into your chest~.
Yang: Heh heh... No problem.
Adam: HURGH!
Yang: Sorry 'bout that. My fist just happened to punch your chest "on accident," too.
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Harriet: It's a simple fact; I'm the fastest member of the Ace Operatives!
Adam: So you're a master of retreat, eh? You must be so proud.
Harriet: (Activates Super-Speed) Get ready for a surprise!
Adam: ...
Harriet: (Running in place) My semblance will allow me to dodge your sinister and nefarious attacks with the greatest of ease! JUST TRY AND HIT ME! (Blinks out)
Adam: ...I'm just going to let that play out.
Harriet: (Attacking Adam, Missing)
Adam: (Backhands Harriet)
Harriet: Rgh! B-But how?!
Adam: That's funny, because I was about to ask the same to you. As in, "But how do you expect such pitiful attacks could do any damage to topple a top tier titan like me?"
Adam: (Grips sword) A grievous insult I intend to pay back tenfold.
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Adam: Is Yang not here yet?
Penny: No, but she's on her way!
Adam: Oh, look at that; the toy robot from Atlas. I remember watching you die on-screen before Cinder took over. I guess the Maiden's powers can bring back both the powerful AND the pathetic!
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Weiss: YOU'RE ACTUALLY MAKING ME HOLD ADAM'S HAND?!
Adam: Heh heh heh... There's nothing for you to be scared of Schnee. I won't bite.
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Adam: Well, well, it seems the woman of the hour has finally arrived! I've been waiting a long time for you! And I see your Schnee friend is with you, too. I would be surprised, but ningen never were good at fighting alone, were they?
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Ruby: Huh? It's you...
Adam: Salutations, ningen~!
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Adam: I remember when Nikos' partner was just a shrimpy, little thing. It's so touching to see boys becoming men.
Jaune: Adrian, stay back!
Adrian: But Uncle Jaune-
Jaune: You don't stand a chance against him, so just leave him to me!
Adrian: (Pouts)
Adam: What tender love~! I can barely stomach it. When I'm done with him, I'll kill the brat, too, so you can hold hands together in Hell. (Blinks out)
Jaune: Huh?!
Adam: (Behind him) NOTHING PERSONAL, KID.
Nora/Ren: JAUNE!
Jaune: AUGH! (Falls to the ground)
Adam: ...I'm sorry, but I don't think you understand how this works. Once you're on the ground and can't move, you're supposed to beg me for mercy! Say you'll do anything to spare your nephew's life!
Jaune: Ngh!
Adam: Come on! Let's hear it, boy! Cry for me! Scream! SOAK YOUR FACE IN TEARS AND TEAR OFF YOUR ARMOR IN FRUSTRATION! AHAHAHAHAHA! Not that I would let you live, but it's all part of the fun for me!
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Pyrrha: (Struggling)
Adam: Oh, I do respect powerful fighters. But there's one other facet to my character, which is...
Adam: THERE'S NOTHING I DESPISE MORE THAN NINGEN.
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Adam: That's it, Xiao Long! Keep getting stronger! Be your best lizard!
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Adam: Care to put her to the test?
Adam: (Draws blade)
Willow: (Shakes head)
SHKT!
Adam: (Sheathes, Ahem)
Adam: ...WINTER, LOOK! IT'S SUCH A TRAGEDY!
Winter: Huh?!
Adam: IT'S YOUR MOTHER! SHE'S BEEN FATALLY WOUNDED BY A STRAY ATTACK!
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Ozpin: There must be something you care about! The White Fang?! Loved ones?! Memories?! Everyone has SOMETHING they want to protect-
Adam: You're pissing me off! I don't care about anything or anyone. Hm... Except for myself, of course.
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Adam: I can't stand the sight of your pitiful, broken faces wearing MY masks...
Adam: (Grips handle)
Blake: (Eyes widen) EVERYONE RUN, NOW!
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Yang: You're definitely not a pushover, that's for sure. If you weren't so evil, you'd actually be a fun sparring partner. What a waste of talent.
Adam: It's exactly that kind of small-minded drivel that makes ningen like you so especially intolerable.
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Adam: WAKE UP! Torture isn't any fun if I can't hear you scream! (Stabs Yang's prone body)
Yang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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Adam: Attention, brothers and sisters of the White Fang...
Adam: (Points)
Penny: Huh?!
Adam: I will grant ownership of any human settlement to any one of you who can slice that Atlas toy in half!
Penny: What?!
Adam: Ha ha ha! History repeats, with only certain details that change. And when Xiao Long shows up, she'll give in to her rage again, leaving her wide-open for me cut not just her arm, but her head off, too!
Caves are weirder and more varied than you think
cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it
Amphibia Bumper
Ruby: (Grabs Sienna) YOU'VE BEEN A VERY BAD KITTY! SPIN, YOU DUMB ANIMAL! (Uses Semblance) SPIN UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD! (Throws her at a wall)
Sienna: (Smashes through wall)
Ruby: (Adjusts hood) It's time to switch condiments, because that weak sauce ain't helping. (Crying) I killed a tiger!
Adam: I'll show you weak sauce. HIYAAAH-
Ruby: (Backhands him)
Story/colors by me, art by Mads G.
rats can drive cars btw. if u even care
Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"
I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???
ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!
and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!
it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one
EDIT: added a keep reading cause this is a long post lol
EDIT: everyone in the comments needs to shut up or I will turn comments off, stop arguing, jeez