Me

rigs ur nerd off so i win every time

DUDES ADORABLE!!

Wait for it! Wait for it!

Omg omg i love your Alastor posts. Something about him realising that you have a thing for his voice (and it takes him a while cause he’s so dense when it comes to things like that lmaooo) and just exploiting it whenever he wants something from you ahhhh

a/n: his voice is sooo 🥰🥰🥰 requests open!

"greetings! welcome to the hotel." alastor chirps as you're lead through the doors to your new 'home'. your eyes widen, goosebumps forming on your skin immediately after his voice hits your ears. you're completely enamored, jaw hanging open in awe. "O-oh, hello." you smile meekly, a blush on your cheeks as he reaches out his hand. "pleasure to be meeting you, the name's is alastor. " he bows ever so slightly, forcing even more color to your face.

you're at a loss for words, nothing but a fumbled 'thank you' can leave your lips. you hear snickering behind you and turn to see angel and husk covering their mouths to hide their laughter. alastor is none the wiser, smiling at you as if it's not obvious you're head over heels just after hearing his voice.

this goes on for weeks until someone (likely angel) tells alastor straight to his face that you hang around him so much just to hear him speak. alastor's ears twitch at angel's overly sexual comment, something about "she's prob'ly touchin' herself to your every broadcast, dummy." but that does give him an idea...

the next time he sees you, alastor decides to put angel's theory to the test. "hello, darling." he speaks, slow and purposeful. your body shudders as, once again, your arms fill with goosebumps. "yes, alastor?" you reply, pretending to keep your cool. "i have just a little favor to ask..." he hums, his hand reaching around to rest on the small of your back to lead you out of the hotel lobby.

you almost glare at him, feeling weak in the knees. "a favor for the radio demon?" you shoot back, earning a chuckle from him. his hand feels warm on your back, too warm. "nothing serious my dear! i've just been hearing through the grapevine that a little someone finds my voice... irresistible?" alastor whispers the word right by your ear, forcing you to bite back a whine.

quickly, you put distance between the two of you. "w-well that's interesting, huh? want me to find out who it is?" you laugh, quick and breathless as you try to cover for yourself. alastor raises his brow. "now now, no need for shyness. i can always talk you through it." he winks.

WE DO NOT HAVE TO BE ORGANIZED OR PREPARED TRUST ME XD

Are you a fellow ravenclaw?

Lmao. Me? An intelligent, thoughtful, clever, organized and prepared individual? Nah.

i just saw ur valentine's day bnt piece (im late asf ik HAHA)

but that got me to thinking about like... imagine bill not knowing what to do once he and ted properly got together and he just started to use like movies and tv and stuff for ideas on how to be a proper boyfriend kajhds

like going outside of THEIR OWN APARTMENT and playing music on a boombox so ted could look outside and have like a moment but since how that's not how reality works shit just goes wRONG ALL THE TIME

AH, romantic hijinks, MY FAVOURITE TROPE!!

bill trying to 'say anything' ted but he puts in the wrong cassette and it's jut some vulgar head banging musiC (which ted is just like RIGHT ON DUDE and misses the romantic gestuRE )

midzel from last year 

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Relateable af

‘whos telling you this’

‘myself’

I SHOT MY WALL,SOME OF MY PHONE,AND A LITTLE OF MY FOOT XD

Frog wearing a frog hat 

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