If Sherlock Holmes was Isekai'd to a fantasy world he would just deduce the rules of this world and get back to solving crimes. He'll find an elf girl sidekick,name her Watson, and pretend like nothing happened.
i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive
Oh my gosh New Hampshire having actual public transit and not being forgotten by the other states??? Count me in where's the petition!
the extent that i would be at emo night at sneaky dees every single weekend is crazy. you would think i was canadian.
I hate Bruce's "I don't kill because once I start, I wouldn't be able to stop"
Like I simply do not buy it. Murder is not a potato chip Bruce. I think he is full of shit and a messy bitch who lives for the drama. I am certain Bruce has some kind of valid reason for not killing, but I don't believe that this is it.
EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas.
It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS.
There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.
also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.
Reblog To Save Life
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Hello sorry for tagging. I am very sick, my asthma is at its maximum level, my nose freezes, I have no medicine or food. I am in bad shape financially, I am a black disabled, who uses multiple medications, I pay for my food and lodging
Unfortunately I do not have all the resources to keep me safe, that is why I need your help, whatever you can contribute to me will be of great help.
I don't really know how to say this, if you're lying then oh well, but if you're telling the truth, I am not in a position where I can help you right now. I genuinely hope you can find help somewhere and I wish you the best. I'll be praying for you, remember Jesus loves you and there's nothing you can't get through.
Love from Helixq
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Help out an innocent teenager
I'm so bad at other accents cause when I try to do others it feels like I'm cheating on my normal New Hampshire accent
The back left side of my mouth hurts are wisdom teeth a thing that happens at 15 normally
Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
What people call the 48 touching US states
Broke: the continental United States
Woke: the contiguous United States
Bespoke: the lower 48
Does- does Biden know how big of a mistake he just made?
He has refused to register to run in New Hampshire and suggested that we have the first-to-vote privilege taken away, which to us is akin to saying that he thinks we're unimportant. He said he wants to take away the ONE thing about us that actually matters to the other 49. Does he REALLY expect to get elected now? You don't get elected without the support of New Hampshire. Everyone knows that. He's not getting a second term.
Navy Savannah bananas t-shirt with a blue plaid flannel over it, some loose jeans, Hogwarts-themed ankle socks, and my glasses. Yeah that works
hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest
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Do you know how much people communicate with these every day??? It's amazing!!!
SID THE KID WHO WAS JUST BEING CREATIVE?????????
The US isn't a country, it's 50 countries in a trenchcoat pretending to be an adult
All is right with the world
People are forgetting to get gifts. I keep forgetting it's Christmas. I dreamed that it snowed and all was right with the world. Where is my winter weather? Are my brand new snowboots for nothing at all? Do the sno-brums that are perpetually in my parents' cars and at every store mean nothing? Why can I see grass? Are the sleds waiting so patiently in the basement just meaningless hunks of plastic?
Where is MY December??? 😭
My family dropped cable to save money and I find it difficult to describe the degree to which we all scrambled to find some way of watching Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve with Ryan Seacrest online at around 10:30 at night. We found a way, but the fear I felt before that was massive. I have watched the dcrnyewrs Every Single Year since I was born (though I was asleep for several of them). I don't know what will happen if I don't see it, but I have a theory:
IF I DO NOT SEE RYAN SEACREST'S UNSHAVEN, PERMASMILE, STRANGELY AWAKE FACE ALL OVER THE WALL FROM AT LEAST 11:45 PM ON DECEMBER 31 TO 12:05 AM JANUARY 1ST, THE YEAR WILL LOOP BACK ON ITSELF AND WE WILL GO THROUGH THE SAME ONE AGAIN.
So be glad we found it.
Imagine being Alfred during Batman Begins when Bruce leaves to “find himself.” Alfred is worried, but reminds himself that all rich men do this and he’s probably just going to come back as a worldly, obnoxious vegetarian. Then Bruce shows up several years later buff as hell and it’s like no, he’s a ninja. he’s a ninja and he wants to terrorize Gotham in a bat costume.
I don't like it
quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way
Matthew 5:7
People say 'you deserve love just like everyone else' and that is 100% true but we need to discuss WHY more often. It's because God loves you. That's what gives you value. God didn't have to love us, but He chose to, because He decided that we should all have value. And no matter whether you've done the most heinous crimes ever, or what you're suicidal status is, what your beliefs are, etc. He loves YOU. GOD LOVES [INSERT YOUR NAME HERE] Y'know, cause He's awesome like that.
One of the most freeing things you can do as a Christian is start praying over EVERYTHING. And I don't mean "actually remember to pray over the important things that deserve divine attention" or something I mean the stupid stuff
"my videogame controller isn't working properly and it's messing up my game and it's really frustrating me, but I really wanted to play this right now" you have NO idea how often this actually works
"God I can't find my other shoe and I'm in a hurry, please help me find it" BOOM, found.
"I can't sleep because I'm getting myself worked up, give me peace." And it works. Consistently!
Yes we should treat God with reverence, but you misunderstand; he is our father, and our friend. Talk to him. Talk to him about anything and everything. He'll always hear it.
Unrelated but my dad just told me my friend who can drive can just show up unannounced after school anytime she wants and I think I may throw up from happiness
How do I even express this
My emotionally constipated new England-ness is getting to me.