HELLOOOOO?!?!? When Was Anyone Going To Tell Me About These Officially Commissioned Sylus Artworks?!?!?

which one of you is secretly in infold feeding them information about the smuts that feature caleb biting his dogtag while rawdogging us

Crow family Pt. Lifespan of a cat

Luke: Hey, look at that cute cat! We should really get one for the base.

Kieran: You want to take care of a cat for that long?

Luke: What? How long do they live?

Kieran: Somewhere between 13-20 years, maximum.

Luke: What!? That's almost like a human lifespan!

MC: You.. you think a human's lifespan is only around 20 years?

Sylus: Fair. We live in N109 Zone.

| I will always be here. |

For our second 'Love and Deepspace'-inspired product spotlight, it feels fitting to run through the love interests in order of release, beginning with our favourite artist, doctor, and hunter; and with one down, we know who's next!❄️

Our Zayne-inspired fragrance was designed to reflect Linkon's medical prodigy in both aroma and personality. Immediately, I knew that eucalyptus had to play a part in this concoction to provide that cooling aspect suggestive of Zayne's Evol, while linking into the herbal cleanliness of a hospital environment alongside a touch of juniper berry - without making it feel too chemical. Although, as both juniper berries and eucalyptus are incredibly dominating scents in their own right, I felt it initially leaned too hard into that cool cleanliness - because, while that's most definitely a key part of Zayne's archetype as an individual, it's not all he is.

I'm almost certain the majority of Zayne-favouring LaDS players will be able to reassure me that Zayne's professionalism is only one side of the coin that makes him up: something that became even more apparent in recent event memories (Absolute Zeal, *cough cough*). There's a side to Zayne that yearns for a little something beyond the reliable rigidity of his work-heavy life, and I found the perfect way of retaining his sophistication while providing a touch of warmth was in the inclusion of a touch of bergamot.

In truth, I can also imagine Zayne using a bergamot-scented soap...

I hope you enjoy our 'Zayne' fragrance, and the rest of our character-inspired aroma products! Stick around for more product spotlights for the rest of our LaDS-inspired scent line. Coming next: Xavier, Sylus, and Caleb!

Y'all.. my alt on tiktok has been discovered by my friends 😥😥 the love and deepspace alt 😥😥😥 instantly swapped to private I cannot have myself being exposed like this

Saw these and started cackling

boyfriend! xavier who sleeps like a fucking log. wtf do you mean you slept for 24 hours!!! boy wake tf up!!! 😂😂😂 an ideal date with this man is probably just sleeping together in BED. no walking, no eating, just sleep. yeah. preferably together in his bed, with him cuddling you.

boyfriend! zayne who gets stunned when you bring up an apple whenever you have a fight with him. ok, so he's a doctor??? is an apple going to stop him from trying to comfort you??? what do you mean yes??? an apple a day keeps the doctor away???

boyfriend! rafayel who acts like the world is crashing down on him whenever you take more than a minute to reply. you have OTHER things to worry about? what are you talking about? HE should be the only thing you're worrying about 😒 work? filing reports? sure but what about HIM!!!

boyfriend! sylus who lowkey looks like a red flag because of his... job that he calls his fruit business??? boy you are NOT selling fruits sit DOWN. he's a green flag wearing red clothes but that's all that's red to him because he really is the most loving man you'll ever meet ☹️❤️

boyfriend! caleb who actually IS a red flag. yeah sure he might be your childhood friend but can't he be possessive AND your childhood friend? why have one when you can have both🤑😍 bet bro was also the one who gave you the apple to wave at zayne. what? he's just keeping you... safe! yeah, safe from your other childhood friend. totally ☺️

L&DS HCs: hot girl stomach issues edition

I'm sorry in advance. I've been having tummy problems lately and pain inspires me.

Xavier

He could eat a car battery and be perfectly fine

The healthiest gut, an actual medical anomaly

Possibly from the years he's spent poisoning himself with his own cooking

Lives life carefree, never knowing the shame, agony, and humiliation of having chronic dookie disease

Does not know what gluten is

Zayne

Sensitive to dairy, other than that he's usually fine

But like really sensitive. One slice of cheese and the warning rumbles have already begun.

Tries to maintain a healthy gut microbiome by dieting and taking supplements

Stress bloating and stress-induced acid reflux

Pepto loyalist

Rafayel

Sensitive to spicy food but still routinely puts his digestive system through that torture

Ate an entire jar of flintstones vitamins once

Not a stranger to stomach agony, but usually self-inflicted

Enjoys the tropical fruit flavored tums

Sylus

As much as I'd like to say he suffers from agonizing irritable bowel syndrome, I don't see it for him.

Will probably have to stop drinking as he gets older though, having too much wine is starting to make him feel queasy these days

Not that he'd admit that to anyone though

Caleb

Actually suffers from agonizing irritable bowel syndrome

Desperately tries to keep it a secret to maintain his mystique

Creeps up on him hard and fast with no warning

Ends conversations abruptly and walks away with little room for protest from his underlings, which would usually shows how no-nonsense and confident he is as a colonel, but the reality is that he feels a storm brewing in his gut and is making a quick escape.

Dragon…dragon

it’s like i’m seeing her naked

no guillotine can take away the head i’ll give each of these men