I'm So Excited To See How Clifford The Big Red Bisexual And Angela Bassett Will Combat Fictional Covid

in the spirit of being a bitch about this (yeah I’m being a bitch about this try and stop me) I’m gonna say one thing that’s already been said and then I won’t speak on this again but Literally having a main -much more a main like Eddie fucking Diaz- miss this much of a story and this dramatic of a plot should be considered a federal crime like imagine if Buck or Hen or chim weren’t in this episode at all??? It would’ve felt so off??? And for good reason they’re MAIN characters that should be treated as such and yeah sure eddies my favourite SUE ME but this is the godamn objective truth and it’s unfair he’s been missing from two episodes (well more like one and three quarters because Buck cant stop blabbering about his boyfriend like he’s a war widow or smth) like get serious it’s been 8 seasons. Love the devastation though let’s keep it up 🫶🏻

okay my conspiracy theory:

bobby didn't die 😇 his heart 🫀 just stopped ❌ enough for him to be pronounced 🗣️ dead 💀 but then he woke up 👁️👄👁️ because of his magical 🪄 blood🩸 and fbi and army 👮‍♀️ took him away ➡️ in a secret 🤫 lab 🧪 for experiments ☣️ it's a top 🔝 secret 🤫 project so no one 🙅 knows 🤓 about it, even his family 👥 and he's there with a rat 🐁 (they took it away from chimney) cause the rat 🐁 got the dose 💉 of antiviral 🧪 and they're studying 🧐 it too. and bobby befriends 🤝 the rat cause they're both lab 🧪 rats 🐁 now so they're buddies 🫂 and later he escapes 🏃 that place with the help ☝️ of the rat 🐁 and crawling home 🏡 to athena cause no ❌ grave 🪦 can hold his body down ⬇️! and then they live happily 🥰 ever after: athena, bobby and the rat 🐁🫶

Everyday I miss season 4 BuckTaylor

Why make them a couple when their true calling was partners in "sticking their noses where they don't belong"

Plus Buck deserves a friend whose dating advice is always "Dump them"

i’ll be happy however buddie goes canon even if it’s not the right way (passionate heat of the moment almost-kiss that gets interrupted and they aren’t able to talk about it it for hours or perhaps even days and then when they finally do it’s a little awkward at first and buck starts apologizing and then eddie kisses him and then they talk about it and confess their feelings but neither of them say the l-word and they decide to start a relationship but keep it on the down low and it’s so hard for them to keep it a secret but they do anyway and they act all cute but weird around each other on shift but everybody chalks it up to typical buck and eddie weirdness and then when they realize it’s for real they decide to sit christopher down and tell him and chris is like we live together. i thought this was already a thing. and then buck and eddie are so happy because at least it’s not a secret from one person they love and they fall so easily into a rhythm of domesticity where they cook together and it’s been a few weeks and they’ve been you know intimate together before a few times but nothing big and one night they’re home alone and it gets heated quickly and they start getting freaky and theyre a little drunk and the next morning eddie wakes up to his phone ringing and he answers it without looking at it and his groggy “hello?” is met with maddie saying “who is this?” and eddie panics and realizes he got bucks phone so he jostles buck awake and hands him the phone and buck is confused and maddie is confused and eddie is hungover and maddie starts interrogating buck because she realizes it was eddie and buck stutters through some random excuses and as he’s trying to make his way through a full sentence eddie just kind of stops and looks at him really fondly and buck sees him and he slowly goes “yeah… we’re together” and maddie understandably starts freaking out but he just says he’ll talk to her later and hangs up the phone and they kiss and then later they’re at work and chimney is looking at them funny and they’re just like. so maddie told you and he’s like. no. what. told me what? no. but they just laugh and say it’s okay for him to tell people and he says “oh thank god” and runs off and they hear hen shout “WHAT?” from upstairs and then bobby calls them into his office and makes them sign paper work and then)… sorry.. i lost my train of thought. what was i talking about? something normal i hope. i am normal

buck teasing eddie while they're on facetime and eddie goes "oh you love me" and buck says "WHAT noidon't. what are you talking about. did tommy tell you to say that? did MADDIE tell you to say that??you're straight. and this isn't even your house. and i, hate you." and then he hangs up

missing scene

Istg if they kill Bobby you will see me on the news

new theory: 118 faking bobby's death to escape the army sending him to supermax prison until athena can snipe everyone who knows about it. like a privately organized witsec

listen. LISTEN. no grave can hold my body down. ILL CRAWL HOME TO HER. bobby buried alive. are you listening.