This Video Has Been Going Around For A While But The English Subtitles Didn't Match The Energy Of The

can i have you for a moment please

“I’ve been a massage therapist for many years, now. I know what people look like. People have been undressing for me for a long time. I know what you look like: a glance at you, and I can picture pretty well what you’d look like on my table. Let’s start here with what nobody looks like: nobody looks like the people in magazines or movies. Not even models. Nobody. Lean people have a kind of rawboned, unfinished look about them that is very appealing. But they don’t have plump round breasts and plump round asses. You have plump round breasts and a plump round ass, you have a plump round belly and plump round thighs as well. That’s how it works. And that’s very appealing too. Woman have cellulite. All of them. It’s dimply and cute. It’s not a defect. It’s not a health problem. It’s the natural consequence of not consisting of photoshopped pixels, and not having emerged from an airbrush. Men have silly buttocks. Well, if most of your clients are women, anyway. You come to male buttocks and you say – what, this is it? They’re kind of scrawny and the tissue is jumpy because it’s unpadded; you have to dial back the pressure, or they’ll yelp. Adults sag. It doesn’t matter how fit they are. Every decade, an adult sags a little more. All of the tissue hangs a little looser. They wrinkle, too. I don’t know who put about the rumor that just old people wrinkle. You start wrinkling when you start sagging, as soon as you’re all grown up, and the process goes its merry way as long as you live. Which is hopefully a long, long time, right? Everybody on a massage table is beautiful. There are really no exceptions to this rule. At that first long sigh, at that first thought that “I can stop hanging on now, I’m safe” – a luminosity, a glow, begins. Within a few minutes the whole body is radiant with it. It suffuses the room: it suffuses the massage therapist too. People talk about massage therapists being caretakers, and I suppose we are: we like to look after people, and we’re easily moved to tenderness. But to let you in on a secret: I’m in it for the glow. I’ll tell you what people look like, really: they look like flames. Or like the stars, on a clear night in the wilderness.”

— What People Really Look Like

the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

Willow may have only graced our screens for a short time but I hope it's presence left an impact on the fantasy genre. I would love to see more fantasy shows that are less dark and gritty and more fun and adventurous, less a reflection of our own world and more a form of magical escapism.

I want to see more swashbuckling swordfights, more fantastical magical creatures, enchanted worlds and epic quests. Also more fantasy that doesn't take itself too seriously or feel the need to be "historically accurate" for the sake of drama cause god forbid a character get a happy ending these days.

Also I just want Willow back, GIVE IT BACK TO ME DISNEY

In season 3... Maddox: Well, if it isn't Ashlyn. Ashlyn: It is me. Maddox: No, it's an expressio- Ashlyn: Your mind tricks won't work on me, Gadget!

Tony, Ruby, and Erin just cracking up in the background XD

This must have taken so many takes for no one to laugh.

Jade: Hey Kit: Hey Jade: Have you eaten yet? Kit: Have you eaten yet? Jade: Are you copying me? Kit: Are you copying me? Jade: I love you. Kit: Yeah I ate like an hour ago. Jade: *tears welling in eyes* Kit: DON’T CRY I’M KIDDING I LOVE YOU TOO DON’T CRY-

they didn't know what love was so they had no problem talking about what they felt with each other, ah, innocence.

twt credit goes to tinymirtillino, this is not mine <3

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

i was rewatching solo: a star wars story the other day (after ages) and almost cried seeing erin and warwick sharing the scene four years before willow 😭

LOOK AT THEM 🥹

I MISS THEM. ALL. 😭