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Post-quest sibling bonding time
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✨Dungeons and Dragons/Willow AU✨
Kit: Rogue/Fighter
-We know she's pretty sneaky and all that stuff bc she escaped from her manners lessons all the time
-Good with swords AND bows (daggers seem to fit her naturally)
-Artefacts, strength and abilities
-A champion, shield, sword. Willow said that himself
-Chaotic neutral.
-The party member who is the 40% of the time causing troubles, 40% solving those troubles and 20% getting on the others memebers´ nerves
Jade: Ranger/Blood hunter
(IK how sounds but)
-Rangers "warrior who combats threats on the edge of the civilization" AKA Bone Rivers
-Blood hunters "adept warriors have forged themselves into a potent force dedicated to protecting the innocent" AKA Shining Legion
-”Blood hunters are clever warriors driven by an unending determination to destroy evils old and new. Armed with rites of secretive blood magic and a willingness to sacrifice their own vitality and humanity for their cause, they protect the realms from the shadows—even as they remain ever vigilant against being drawn to the darkness that consumes the monsters they hunt.” hear. me. out.
Graydon: Bard/Druid
-don't tell me that you can't see him taking animal form and using nature force as his main force
-HIS FLUTE
-He would know how to make these two classes work, as multiclasses or individually would adapt at him perfectly
-Neutral good.
-Smart but so insecure that he goes unnoticed
-But in really, really for real, important moments he contributes with his half braincell.
Boorman: Rogue/Barbarian/Monk
-He was prisoner for a very long time, he definitely trained his body way more deeply, reaching for new techniques and forms
-The Bone Rivers in some point teaching him sum that got him EVEN deeper in physical-mental-spiritual strength
-He's canonically sneaky (but still will enter a room by kicking the door) trickster, and very good at detecting traps.
-He have been in so many places and he definitely learned a little about a lot of things in every place he went
-The barbarian part is even needed to explain??
-If there is a crash, is a Boorman near
-Chaotic neutral, depends where are Scorpia and his kids
Elora: Sorcerer (maybe artificer multiclass)
-Was BORN with the magic, as a gift or bloodline, she would be a sorcerer canonically.
-The only time she readed a magic book was when Graydon was dying
-Then not ever once again Elora was sighted less than two foots away from a study book
-Spelcaster, uses an artifact (wand) to conduct her magic, BUT also manipulates it directly with her bare hands.
-Chaotic good
-The chiller, reckless and not so bookworm version of the common wizards.
-Like, imagine a shortgun that works with recolcted magic from another moment, so when she´s running out of energy she could just boom boom her enemies
Willow: Sorcerer
-He did born with magic in him but was limitated until tha things happened and he became the great sorcerer.
-Even tho he reads about magical stuff and all the ways to i, he didnt learned magic, he was born with it.
-This isnt even an option actually, lfmao.
-Lawful good
-Permanetly at least one and half braincell of the party.
Airk: Bard secondly fighter. Not virseversa.
-He isint the most calm person but he is way chiller than Kit when it comes to opposing their mother´s choices.
-True neutral
-He havent tried too hard to please the expectations, then he was free most of the time.
-Yes he is a very good swordsman but he cannonly prefers to roll up in the grass with flowers and eating muffins.
-Still enjoying the spars and all that, tho.
-That party member that wont shut up and will mansplain the way out of the troubles
-He and Kit caused the trouble, if not, it was them with stupidity extensions
-If words don't work he will hit yall with his freaking massive ukulele. Or ch0ke them with a necklace.
Losers (affectionately)
Im back with more incorrext text post
Im coping with humor and foud family
After rewatching the Willow series I had the same thought I did the first time, if Disney is still thinking about doing a Pirates Of The Caribbean reboot I know who should be the star.
Elora: What’s your gender? Willow: knowledge Grayson: fear Kit: Gay Boorman: dad jokes! Jade: ... female
Jade: I left everyone instructions while I'm gone. Kit: Mine just says "Kit, no." Jade: I want you to apply that to any situation. Boorman: "Boorman, don't"? W—? Jade: Yes, you too. Elora: Why does mine say "Stop them"? Jade: You're the only one who can.
Boorman: What do you want from me? Kit: Well, I don't know, how about the TRUTH?? Boorman: *sighs* Don’t be unreasonable.
*responses to “I love you”* Jade: *laughs nervously* Elora: why? Graydon: I’m sorry. Airk: I know. Boorman: *finger guns* Kit: A horrible decision, really. Lili of Cashmere: Aw, how sweet. If only there was someone out there who loved you.
*Jade & Kit in an intense staring contest*
Jade: Tanthalos
Kit: Claymore
Jade: Tanthalos!
Kit: Claymore!
Jade: TANTHALOS
Kit: CLAYMORE!
Jade, trying to make kit see "sense": Tanthalos sounds cooler! My last name is BORING.
Kit, trying to make Jade see "sense": Tanthalos is so hard to remember how its pronounced and spelled! People will say it wrong all the time!
Boorman: What are they doing?
Elora, facepalming: They’re arguing about which last name they get to use when they get married.
Kit: Always strive to eat the stars. Boorman: Aren’t they too hot? Jade: Blow on them first, idiot. Wow.
Boorman: What if ‘It’s Raining Men’ & ‘Let the Bodies Hit the Floor’ are both about the same event but from different perspectives?
Jade: I’m literally begging you to stop.
basically the whole willow cast and directors wants to have a season 2, disney. the fans want a season two. what's the holdup?
I just finished watching the Willow doc. I'm super bad at telling when people are joking/being sarcastic, but, like the whole doc was a big joke, right? Especially the Warwick parts like WHAT IS HAPPENING???
Tony, Ruby, and Erin just cracking up in the background XD
This must have taken so many takes for no one to laugh.
Ngl, the training/traveling montage in ep 7 of Willow is AMAZING. Those sunsets??? The emotion??? The music???