This Is One Of The Funniest Bnha Things I've Seen Because It's TRUE

Beverly, pointing to Bill, who’s holding hands with Stan: This is my boyfriend, Bill, and this is his boyfriend, Stan. 

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I don't want this body anymore.

I want a new one.

One that only moves when I tell it to.

So is no one going to acknowledge the existence of this :

Tourettes is a sliding scale

One day you can have very few tics and complete minor tasks with little to no struggle.

The next day you could be incapable of walking up a flight of stairs, holding a drink, cutting food, typing on a keyboard, putting on clothes, driving a car, showering, and unable to breathe normally for extended periods of time.

How it feels to hold in tics while drinking

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basic affirmations

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i'm immune to dying/if i die i will come back to my cr

i am immune to being traumatized

i am free from stress, catcalling, assaults, bullying, etc., etc.

i have high pain tolerance

i have good mental, physical, and sexual health

i know british slang/geography/history (if you aren't british already)

i know how to tie a tie

i am immune to dumbledore reading my mind (unless you want him to know you shifted?)

i know wizarding world history/basics

i cannot forget my safeword

i call everyone by the right name ("who's edward?")

no one suspects i shifted

i am always there for my desired events (to avoid being in the bathroom or late to class during things like iTs kiLlEd mEh 😭)

i am immune to truth serum (shimmey shay spilled about shifting to lucius 💀)

my dr self develops naturally... (IF you're shifting to a younger year because you don't wanna be the only grown person in first year)

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desired self

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my name is...

i was born on...

i live in/was born in...

my blood status is... (pureblood/halfblood/muggleborn)

my house is...

my patronus is...

my wand is... (or you can go to the shop and actually find yours! up to you)

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desired pet

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i have a pet... (cat/toad/owl)

my pet's name is...

my pet looks like...

my pet acts like...

my pet is immune to dying and illness

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desired face

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i look like... (if you're using a sketch/celebrity/etc.)

my face shape is...

my eyes/lips/nose shape is...

my skin type is...

my teeth are...

my eyebrows are...

my eye color is...

my eyelashes are...

my face is immune to... (dryness/acne/sunburn/etc.)

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desired body

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my body looks like...

my height is...

my weight is...

my body shape is...

my chest/waist/etc. is...

my arms/legs are...

my shoe size is...

my nails are...

my body is immune to... (dryness/hair/bloating/aches/etc.)

i am confident in my body

i look good in my robe (i felt so stupid the first time i wore mine-)

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desired hair

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my hair color is...

my hair type is...

my hair length is...

my hair is immune to... (tangling/damage/etc.)

my hair is easy to style

my hair smells like...

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desired personality

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my personality is...

people think i am...

i treat people...

my personality corresponds/doesn't correspond with my house (ex. some people wanna be a nice slytherin or bold hufflepuff)

my intelligence is... (high/average/above average/etc.)

my reputation is...

i am... (kind/respected/envied/liked/etc.)

people know/don't know who i am

when people see me they...

my aesthetic is...

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desired voice

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i sound like...

my accent is...

my voice is... (deep/soft/etc.)

my singing voice is... (bad/good/average/soft/powerful/etc.)

my laugh is...

i am immune to... (voice cracks/voice strain/etc.)

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desired family

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my parents are...

my siblings are...

my family's blood status is...

my family member's houses were/are...

i am close/not close to...

our relationships are...

my family knows... (characters if you want)

my home is...

my room is...

my family member is dating... (this is specific and clearly optional but my cr brother likes hermione and my sister likes luna so i scripted this)

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desired relationships

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my best friends are...

my friends are...

my s/o is...

my ex(es) is/are...

i meet them when...

my enemies are...

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desired school life

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my professors are...

my professors like/dislike me

i am good at...

my best/worst class is...

my classmates are...

i do well on exams

i am good at studying

my dormmates are...

my common room is... (if you want to change it)

i know how to use a quill (embarassing memories 😔)

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timeline

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i will wake up in/on... (ex. november 16th, 1995 in potions class)

when i shift i'll know by... (ex. my eyes will open, i'll smell pumpkin, a dormmate wakes me, etc.)

my dr to cr time ratio is... (ex. a month to a day)

i will be in... (first year/fifth year/etc.)

book/movie events do/don't take place

i will... (these are more specific. ex. in fourth year, hermione asks me out, in second year, i get these classes, etc.)

literally go crazy here. scenarios, events, anything <3

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extra (optional) affs

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(these are fun/helpful things that you don't need to add)

i don't have to shave

i am immune to period cramps (or your period in general if you want)

i know how to speak... (spanish, french, greek, etc.)

i have desired outfits/shoes/makeup/etc.

everyone changes out of their robes outside of class (show off your desired closet ✨)

i can do magic without a wand

there are yearly balls/dances

this person does/doesn't exist... (ex. scripting in friends or scripting out your s/o's canon s/o. not that i specifically scripted that draco's wife doesn't exist or anything <3)

there are end of the year parties

i always have galleons (broke girl shit 💅)

any pet peeves that you have. just make them go bye bye <3

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sex affs (stop here if you're uncomfortable)

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i am immune to pain/discomfort during sex

i am immune to unwanted pregnancy (but wizard protection is way different and safer so tbh this is just being extra safe)

i look good during sex (some people don't believe it or not-)

i have pretty moans 💅

my 🐱/🍆... i'm not filling this in for you, go crazy-

i am sexually skilled

i am sexually comfortable