I’m Forever A Lover Of The Stars And The Moon

he’s an unreliable narrator TO YOU. i believe him

BOJACK HORSEMAN | Original release: August 22, 2014

“How are you?” I should be in a straight jacket but unfortunately for the both of us I’m here

Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

a gas leak wouldn't even affect me

a boyfriend is basically a guy you can just kind of chew on whenever

Happy 5th Birthday to

"Cooking with Sex Toys"