A Gas Leak Wouldn't Even Affect Me

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

Well well well. How the wheels on the bus have gone round and round

pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

i love how, from an outsider's perspective, the markiplier lore is like "oh man! look at this adventure with silly gaming youtuber" and in reality the lore is like do you remember who you are? are you sure? i can't tell how many times we've been here before, you and i, trapped in this void. what has he done to you?

"we are two peas in a pod" no yall two rees in a tard

I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

found some old notes from unus annus era and one of them just says "UA is cursed phineas and ferb" and yeah. still sounds about right

i have got to get weirder and more obscene

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

everybody shut up about clubs i dont care