No Longer Explaining Myself No I Will Not Elaborate

POV: You're Judge Judy

i have an angel and a devil on my shoulders but i think with my dick so there's not much they can do for me

I love you, George Takei.

An angel appeared to me and gave me a baseball bat with nails in it

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

cant wait to start feeling normal again I think to myself knowing that i have not once felt normal not at all my whole life not ever

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

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