top 3 places to bleed out:
1. the snow
2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms
3. bathroom floor
polycule where one guy has an “i can fix him” mindset and another guy has an “i can make him worse” mindset about the same third guy. net zero moral change
RIP Toad Chavé you would've loved BoJack's AA circle
oh that gap in my resume is cuz i was out killing people
When BoJack Horseman (2014-2020) said "you can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it ok. you need to be better" and "all we have are the connections we make" and "I really should've thought about the view from halfway down" and "sometimes you have to take responsibility for your own happiness" and "you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, you turn yourself around, THAT'S what it's all about" and "things have to get worse before they can get better" and "in real life, the big gesture isn't enough, you need to be consistent" and "if we hadn't met each other until now, we wouldn't be the people we are now" and, my personal favourite, "every day it gets a little easier, but you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part, but it does get easier".
we all got that one homie who don’t play about having ambiguous mental health episodes on dash
bro just flirt with me a little
Circadian rhythm? No no, I said *Cicadian* Rhythm. I get a good night's sleep once every hundred years and spend the rest of my time screaming pointlessly
bumbled be thy bees
Being an adult is so weird. I’m just unsupervised all the time??? How unsafe
just a reminder that the birds will still sing and your folks will still fight and the porch will still creak and the leaves will still die
🇺🇸 | MDNI | JC | a guy that likes adult comedies, psychological horror, and space | anti HAES, pro-420
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