I Know This Takes Away From The Mysterious Cryptic Vibes But I Always Imagine Unus And Annus Being Uncomfortably

can you please shut up im trying to preheat the oven to 350 degrees

'The weak breeze whispers nothing The water screams sublime His feet shift, teeter-totter Deep breath, stand back, it’s time

Toes untouch the overpass Soon he’s water bound Eyes locked shut but peek to see The view from halfway down

A little wind, a summer sun A river rich and regal A flood of fond endorphins Brings a calm that knows no equal

You’re flying now You see things much more clear than from the ground It’s all okay, it would be Were you not now halfway down

Thrash to break from gravity What now could slow the drop All I’d give for toes to touch The safety back at top

But this is it, the deed is done Silence drowns the sound Before I leaped I should’ve seen The view from halfway down

I really should’ve thought about The view from halfway down I wish I could’ve known about The view from halfway down'

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

*guy with insomnia listening to music* r.e.m....i think id like that very much

RIP Toad Chavé you would've loved BoJack's AA circle

TEOS Text Posts: Part 2 (Dave)

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shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them