Just A Reminder That The Birds Will Still Sing And Your Folks Will Still Fight And The Porch Will Still

everybody shut up about clubs i dont care

Genuinely what are any of us talking about

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

I was trying to be nice, you stupid fucking idiot.

Matteo, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha. 

Dave: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

I overthink things you've never even thought of

bro just flirt with me a little

can you please shut up im trying to preheat the oven to 350 degrees