Jbmascis - E D D I E T H E H E A D E R

me when i log into tumblr

everytime there are nude breasts on the tv i unsheath my blade and use my lightspeed kata technique to expertly deflect the images before they can reach my eyes

legitimately thought “haven’t annoyed my transformers mutuals in a while” and was in the middle of typing a post when i got a discord notif from one of them and stopped in my tracks. that was an act of god.

Cocaine Bear (2023) dir. Elizabeth Banks

my ask box is NOT open. my pronouns are nunya/business. my interests are REDACTED.

Ah Ah!

“the writer’s strike will impact your favorite tv show!!!1!1!”

the first rule of detective fiction is that the detective in question should ALWAYS just be the nosiest person alive and never be a cop

I think if JoJo dialogue even vaguely resembled the way real humans speak it would detract so much from the experience

Happy 4th of July weekend!