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MY ARCH NEMESIS.
please look at this
edit: reblog and tag the pokemon you get
literally nobody:
Alex Hirsch: i don’t work for Disney anymore so now i can say fuck and get political on twitter
The Batter
how many people has op murdered
True shit.
y’all ever notice how unspecific the instructions for human sacrifices are in movies n stuff??? like how much blood do we actually need, a teaspoon?? half a cup??? maybe just a drop?????? we don’t know so the wholeass person gets thrown away, why couldn’t it just be like
priest: the ritual calls for the blood of a virgin
sacrifice: ah sher i may as well, i was planning on shaving tonight anyways
bet evil Cuphead and Mugman got real annoying real fast huh
hey, quit scrolling.
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how to become tumblr funneyma
Ah Ah!
Everybody @ me: stop making shitty puns about the inevitably of death.
Me, about to put my awful sense of humor and unnecessary knowledge of Latin phrases to good use: you can’t spell ‘Memento Mori’ without ‘meme’.
Venom: let me do the talking this time Eddie, I’ll order for us
Eddie: no
Venom:
BATIM Chapter 5 Spoilers
but i don’t give context
I mean, it's not that far off his Phantom-Blood cape from that London scene. The one with all the feathers?
Mudad AU where Dio shows up to all of Gio’s school events and parent/teacher meetings dressed like this:
Mudad AU where Dio shows up to all of Gio’s school events and parent/teacher meetings dressed like this:
18th century losers: monsters are scary! don't go out after dark! scatter seeds and burn the bodies of your departed friends and family!!!
2018 losers: i'm gonna fuck mothman.
there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea
nope, they’re god tier
Been a couple weeks since I had a pack of gum. I need it
op you just gave me flashbacks to this gum:
that i haven’t had in forever and now i REALLY want some god damnit look at what you’ve done
Been a couple weeks since I had a pack of gum. I need it