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Latest Posts by joosiebamboosie - Page 3
Nyaaaaa x3
More pretty dogs on display like a doll?
kinda sorta :3
good puppy on display!!!
oh.. this writer snapped
me n who (I can be both)
GARFIELD EVOLUTIONARY TIMELINE
1976: Proto-Garfield, side-character to Jon
1978: Earliest properly-recognizable Garfield, visual overhaul accompanies syndication and retitle of comic to Garfield
1979: Transitional state between proto-Garfield and 80s Garfield, marketed by increased anthropomorphization and larger, cartoonish expressions, while retaining a realistic body shape
1980-1984: 80s Garfield, facial structure has largely stabilized save for dimensions, noticeable retention of quadrupedal motion in most situations
1985-1992: Emergence of modern Garfield, shift towards predominantly vertical locomotion, expansion of feet, facial structure begins to horizontally compress and vertically extend
1989: [REDACTED]
1993-1999: Continued anthropomorphic shift, separation of head from torso and reduction of belly fat, noticeable
2000-present: stabilization of modern Garfield, head size reduced in final proportion alteration. Jim Davis had divined the final, perfect version of his pop culture homonculus.
...but the end of the road for one man is a broad horizon for the next...
A quiet, happy life.
personally I think when cis people say weird shit that implies queer sex is worse or less loving than cishet sex we should be able to bitch about it, but ig that’s too radical for the be gay do crime site 🤪
You're the one that consumes my soul (in a hot way)
MOTH GUIDE
ITS VERY ACCURATE
Omg :0 I love fishies!! Love this fish!!!!
“pretty fish.”
- some dykes hopefully.
I use "bean" as an affectionate term for people on a daily basis. Hope I can spread it
If you like
“Being called a ‘good girl’, ‘good boy’, ‘good bean’, etc”
Then you should try
“the mutual feeling of safety when you embrace that trans girl you’re talking to”
Reblog if you’re a transfem who is shy and you fear abandonment, even when you know that your friends are amazing and would never leave you.
Or if you like pizza.
bi slut pigeon
Hnhhnnggghhbnggffgggffhh 😵💫
Remember when I told ya'll last month to be ready to start looking for a Discord alternative?
Yeah things aren't looking good for discord.
gf just marked me up with lipstick then left?hello??? am I just a plaything?? aklgjdslfkvh????
the trans girl estrogenized puffy nips are some of the hottest things to ever fucking exist and you will never convince me otherwise
Or in a beautiful park.. 👉👈
need to be dicked down by a butch in the forest
loving mommy patting your head with her soft hand
call my girlfriend a non-newtonian fluid the way she gets hard when i hit her and melts when i touch her softly
*thru tears* what if... i was a little stuffed animal. and you lvoed me so much? and hugged me to sleep and i was your favourite and andnyou always missed me when you couldn't cuddle me and whenever you woke uppl and saw me fallen by the side of the bed you'd go "oh no!!" and you'd pick me up and give me a big squeeze for being so brave down the side of the bed
what do you MEAN arknights has a dog girl with the talent "knotting master" and the skill "tameable"
I say this as a tgirl with like, a pretty decently sized cock and who's been off hrt long enough to have sizable cumshots again: Posts about hung tgirls and tgirls shooting ropes and fat loads are just getting annoying. Most trans women experience sizable shrinkage on hrt, have various issues around cumming, and are pressured into comptop. If the only context you talk about trannies in is glorifying their dicks I'm rolling my eyes at you behind your back
Reblog if you’re polyamorous, support polyamorous people, or think polyamorous people and relationships are valid
my ultimate fantasy with a girl is to see her in the mirror
M-mreow >.<
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i rest my case
everything reminds me of her