Latest Posts by joosiebamboosie - Page 2

“The Breather” by Billy Collins

there is a chasm of difference between a one wizard story and a two or more wizard story

Reblog to make prev dumber and sluttier

I’ve noticed something kind of tragically hilarious.

most trans girls on Tumblr are either running horny blogs, quietly battling clinical depression, or both. Like, the sacred rite of passage seems to be crying in a hoodie that smells like girl sweat and regret… only to pause mid-sob, scroll past some gorgeously drawn or written smut, and casually reblog it with a tag like “me n my gf (manifesting)” before going right back to spiraling.

It’s honestly an entire mood board: chipped nail polish, thighs half-shaved, heart in shambles—but the blog? Impeccably curated with soft porn, cursed memes, and big gay energy.

We're not okay, but at least we’re hot, gay, and terminally online about it. Tumblr’s our little church where we worship by thirsting, crying, and healing in the weirdest, most beautiful ways. Bless this chaotic little girlhood. Amen.

"useless lesbians who won't communicate"

> look inside

> girls scared of being rejected by the one they love

The Golden Girls – 2.05: Isn't It Romantic

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

so i just got yelled at by my mother to "get out of [her] house". and scolded for every single little thing i do, even shit i dont do. and my sister is lying about me to our parents. so uhh

help if you can i guess. if everyone could just send like five bucks my way i'd be doing considerably better.

not if youre one of my friends tho i cant let yall do that.

yay puters ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

@practicalkim hm? 👉👈

last night my girlfriend told me she wants to buy me lots of outfits and to force me to wear them. why arent more of you like this? disappointing.

Normalize being kind & supportive for no reason

odie the streamer

more scoobert next week UwU

lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖

femme trans men & masc trans women deserve all the good in the world & a gun & a license to kill people who are weird about their presentation & 4 billion dollars & really good soup & a hug & free hrt

She slayin'

ok so i am not, nor have i ever been, a member of any punk scene so take this with a grain of salt

but it amazes me when people try to no-true-scotsman punk politics. like, sure there are a lot of leftists and progressives that are in and come from punk. but it was always a reactionary musical and fashion movement without any clear politics besides “fuck shit up.” thats going to draw in people from a myriad of beliefs and theyre not going to be (and have never been) perfectly in line with your leftist values. hell, half the ramones were conservative. johnny rotten went maga to nobody’s surprise. jello biafra had to specify “nazi punks fuck off” because some of the punk movement were and are literal nazis. and then you even have riot grrl, which is on the whole pretty left leaning. except of course for the MASSIVE transmisogyny in the movement.

idk it just feels like yall wanna stick “punk” on things you like and strip it off things you dont whether or not they do actually fit the conventions of the musical genre

Excuses, excuses!

How dare there aren't an cute girls cuddling with me in my bed rn, playing with my sensitive body, kissing me, squishing all the right spots..

This is utterly criminal. Transphobic even.

How dare there aren't an cute girls cuddling with me in my bed rn, playing with my sensitive body, kissing me, squishing all the right spots..

This is utterly criminal. Transphobic even.

Nyeheheheh >x3

Hehehehe

This came to me in a fuckin dream….

We’ve gotten so repressed as a culture, at this rate nothing less than a whole new 1960s style “free your head” sexual revolution is going to help us.

Be proud of the self that you’ve made 🏳️‍⚧️