“we Need To Teach Media Literacy In Schools” Guys Was I Really The Only Person Paying Attention In

Woke + Mario = Wario

Makes you think...

having fans behind your cheeks that speed up when you're flustered... it's like blushing but people can also hear it happening

I can't help it anymore, I need to be weird about Slay the Princess to my friends.

had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

The "there is only one bed" romance trope, but there is only one mech instead.

Each of you have mission critical skills for this op, but we only have a single seater chassis available. You two are going to have to figure out who is sitting on who's lap while also sharing a neural link to the mech.

You've grown accustomed to your sensory inputs getting lost in a machine, but never the nerve ending of another pilot.

You try and shake these concerns away. Think of the mission, only the mission. You reach out for the mech's weapons systems and feel the presence of someone else's ghost reaching out in unisin. The warmth of it cause you to hesitate. Is it getting hotter in here? Is that racing heart yours, or the other pilots? Maybe it's the reactor, its rhythmic thumping increasing in pace and heating up from the additional inputs and feedback

Oh i get it now. I'm going crazy

i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.

and looked it up…

i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.

people who thirst after GLaDOS and just love her core room, or god forbid some humanised robot body or whatever, see nothing and understand nothing. what makes her hot is that she's the whole facility. she's the entire place, the voice on speakers hooked into the lights and doors and massive supercomputer complex, the god in the machine that kills its creators. except you. you she cares for, though it would take a miracle for her to admit it, even to herself.

(Thing i need to do several times a day forever) woag this is excruciating and awful