I'm a simple girl; I see disaster characters who are simultaneously dorks and I bring out the adoption papers
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#unless i can walk the streets of another country bundled up in 37 blankets when its cold i don't want it
overwhelming desire to travel and have adventures vs extreme reluctance to go outside because it’s cold fight
Honestly, "I can travel the world and fight every kind of monster, but these college applications and getting letters of recommendation might kill me" is such an ADHD mood.
NOT reading the new book unless it ends with percy showing up to the new rome uni with one letter of recommendation by his mother and when they ask where the ones written by the gods are he's just like "my mom is worth more than a thousand gods" in an extremely disney channel protagonist type of way.
#the writers really went #this is only a taste of how chaotic this character is #and we're never mentioning this fact again #mwahahaha
I love how Parker blowing up a house as a little child is just never ever expanded upon or even mentioned again. The Leverage writers were just like this tells you everything you need to know about the character and that's all you're gonna get, die wondering about it
Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately
Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately
legolas is such an important character to me because of how at a surface level when you first watch the movies you see him as this aloof mystical tactical elf-prince but then when you really start getting into his lore you realise he’s essentially just some homeschooled kid from the middle of nowhere who applied to a huge university in the big city to get away from home and is genuinely baffled at everything he sees and people assume his confusion is him being mysterious when in reality half the time he’s just trying to process what the hell is going on
the frequency of needing to food shop because you eat food and therefore deplete what you previously bought and need to restock…………being an adult is a nightmare
bilbo and frodo's is in a thursday in lotr this 22nd semptember will be on a thursday this truly is the year of matching dates to books
#me
my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day
#yes #whatever this is i like it
mutual pining fanfic is the best fanfic simply because it requires the characters to be at their most romantic and the height of their stupidity at all times
Today's Verse - Psalm 94:18-19 https://www.heartlight.org/cgi-shl/todaysverse.cgi?day=20220823&%3Bver=niv&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=tv&utm_term=en
#mood
head not empty. too many fictional characters wreaking havoc in it.
me to myself: relax
also me to myself: i cannot
me: i’m gonna fix my sleep schedule, eat healthier, drink more water, actually leave my apartment once in a while to do interesting stuff, maybe even go to the gym!!!!
me:
I wish there was an app that worked kinda like spotify except with books,, like you could create a playlist of books with a specific theme/ aesthetic and it would give you suggestions for other books you might like
You heard Your children then, You hear Your children now. You are the same God! You answered prayers back then, And You will answer now. You are the same God! You were providing then, You are providing now. You are the same God! You moved in power then, God, move in power now. You are the same God! You were a healer then, You are a healer now. You are the same God! You were a savior then, You are a savior now. You are the same God!
#i love my Star Wars found families #one of my favorite tropes
Star wars is about hot people and found families, everything else is just set dressing
I like that darth vader is basically space regina george. everyone loves to hate him & his opinion on things is The opinion on things. oh vader hates obi wan kenobi? we hate obi wan kenobi
I legit thought someone had photoshopped this at first because how are we lucky enough to get a shot this good?!
there are only gonna be 8 episodes in the first season SO. which 8 chapter titles do y'all want to be episode titles?
I'll go first
I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher (duh)
I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom
I Ruin a Perfectly Good Bus
A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers
Annabeth Does Obedience School
We Take a Zebra to Vegas
We Find Out the Truth, Sort of
The Prophecy Comes True
BREAKING: Leah Sava Jeffries and Aryan Simhadri join the Percy Jackson cast! Leah will be playing Annabeth Chase and Aryan will be playing Grover Underwood!
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its absolutely criminal that white collar is not more universally known and beloved given the sheer density of Truly Iconic trope-based episodes it has. the episode where the fbi agent gets kidnapped and the thief has to rescue him is followed immediately by the episode where, through whacky hijinks, the fbi agent and the thief have to assume each others identities and do each others jobs. im gonna throw up ❤
Moments when you do not speak during a watchthrough of Lord of the Rings
1. Boromir’s death 2. The lighting of the beacons 3. Theoden’s speech at Pelennor Fields
Moments when you do speak during a watchthrough of Lord of the Rings
1. “Okay, but did you know that when he kicks that helmet, he actually breaks multiple toes? That agonized scream is actual, physical pain, and it was by far the best take.”
I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.