The Reason Why Lily,Remus, And Regulus Never Got To Be A Trio In Cannon Is Because If They Were, They

Dumbledore: You must understand, Harry, Professor Snape had a very terrible childhood.

Harry: I understand. I’m having a very terrible childhood right now.

The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

Barty (punching the wall): Ahh see, my knuckles are blushing.

Regulus: They are fucking bleeding.

Barty: Blushing.

Evan: Yeah, me and Barty don't use pet names.

Pandora: Really? What does a bee make?

Evan: Honey?

Regulus: No, no you're doing it wrong. What do you call a female dog?

Evan: A bitch?

Barty (falling from the ceiling): Yea dickhead?

Host dad

My host dad told me : I don’t want gay near my children. I don’t want them to befriend with them.

Maybe the day I will leave this house I will tell him the true, and he will just cry because I am hella gay. And I am sleeping in his daughters’ room during three months.

Don’t be afraid

Just a little remember for you,

it’s okay to try

it’s okay to change your sexuality or your gender

It’s okay, I swear.

You will be fine

Evan: *Whispering French into Barty's ear*

Barty: *Literally can't breathe*

Regulus, who's sitting next to him on the couch: *Fighting for his life not to laugh because Evan's not saying anything remotely sexy, he's just complaining about the weather*

Yes. This is just perfection.

The look after "seven hours for what ?" The bed dancing, the book, everything

I just love it

POLTERGEIST (1982) dir. Tobe Hooper.

Slytherin Headcanon that the first female quidditch player on the house team was Bellatrix … she absolutely wasn’t allowed to do this and in response the whole team learned how to brew polyjuice just so she could be on the team as one of the “boys” (and said boy would replace her in the stands).

This actually happened to me quite a few times. Bless the terrible English teachers my parents had!!