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Things only siblings can relate to:
Finding empty cereal boxes in the cabinet because your sibling was too lazy to throw it away
Taking the tv remote with you so they can’t change the channel
Making sure they’re out of the room before you get out of the good chair, so they can’t steal it
“Oh, come on, I didn’t hit you that hard!”
When you can’t think of a comeback so you just make a face at them
That feeling of victory when you started the fight, but your sibling gets blamed for it
When your sibling ate the last Gogurt
“Get out of my room!”
Giving your sibling the small portion when you have to share something
When your younger siblings get to do everything earlier than you did
Watching your sibling look for the remote when it’s under you
Racing to see who can get to the shower first
“Ooooh, you have a boooyyyfriend!!!!”
If anyone, I mean anyone ever needs someone to talk to contact one of these hotline or text me on Instagram, I'm private. My Instagram is marci_finn_jake I love to help people and will be studying psychology once I reach college. I always know what to say, tbh I've probably been through it. Self harm, depression, hallucinations, anxiety, self image issues, unsure of sexuality, anything and I mean anything at all I'll help you with and that's a damn promise.
Does less toxic imply lack of people blowing up my shit? Because I would be highly appreciative of that.
I’m an eldest daughter and I can hardcore relate but I can’t get over the fact that her nails make her fingers look freakishly long.
eldest daughters being yelled at for no reason but proceeding to continue doing emotional labor otherwise they will get kicked out of the house
If you see it, reblog it.
PSA for Star Wars fans:
PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD ON THIS!!!!
I just realized that I’m going to be spending over nine years of my life bleeding. And people say women aren’t strong. I’m sorry but if that isn’t the most badass thing you’ve ever heard idk what the hell is.
older sibling privilege is finding this bit of the special hilarious while your younger sibling watches it without cracking a smile once
Small blog but
I care
this is the offical ‘i care’ symbol this is how it works: basically you reblog this and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at there message. if you care about your followers please reblog
Oh my fucking God yes. People don’t understand chronic pain and it sucks.
chronic pain
note: this is ok to reblog, even if you don’t experience chronic pain!
Important PSA
I keep seeing all this stuff on detoxing. So I thought I should let you guys know that’s not a thing. Detoxing isn’t scientifically supported in anyway. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. From a medical standpoint, detoxing doesn’t make sense and could potentially even be harmful. Our bodies will naturally filter out any sort of toxic or harmful thing that may enter our body, and our bodies certainly don’t produce their own toxins. Eating or drinking something that’s supposed to “detox” isn’t gonna help you be more healthy. The best ways to get and stay healthy are to eat a balanced diet and stay active.
And that concludes Kyla’s speech on the dangers of detoxing. (Of course if we’re talking alcohol detox that’s a whole different thing. Go see a doctor.)
EnCounter - Wearable Interactive Quest
Sometimes you feel like you’re in your own little world. And with EnCounter - Wearable Interactive Quest, you can be. Messages like “daily activity goal reached” or “Congratulations. You moved 10,497 steps” just don’t motivate us, so we developed our wearable technology - EnCounter, a Wearable Interactive Quest. You strap the kit’s bracer to your wrist, and it begins to track your movements. And with a tri-axis accelerometer and gyroscope, GPS, digital compass, and an optical heart-rate monitor, it constantly communicates your physical status back to the free downloadable app (available for iOS and Android) via Bluetooth®. When you’re ready for an adventure, just start moving, and the bracer will respond accordingly. Pop the earpiece in to hear a dramatic description real time. Ascending stairs? We know you can make it up to the crow’s nest on the pirate ship if you just keep climbing. Briskly walking? Perhaps you’re hacking through the wilderness to the legendary Keep on the Borderlands. Keep an eye out for those random encounters, which your EnCounter may throw in if it thinks you could some interval training. And be ready to roll at any time! Inside the app itself, you can fill out your Character Sheet, letting your EnCounter know whether it should be training you to be the party’s tank or making sure you magic users catch up on your sleep to recharge your mana. Oh, and when we say “party,” we mean it. Link up to your friends inside the app, and you can take on challenges as a team, even when your gaming group is scattered across the country or the world.
Am I the only one who’s considered getting off my meds in case of the zombie apocalypse?
Donatello is the hottest ninja turtle.
Pass it on
setup and punchline
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Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription
Me: My pills make me not want to die tho
They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal
Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills
Gen Z has finally snapped and I love it.
On the other hand though it is kinda frustrating tho cause I’m just sitting here like, “SEE! I TOLD YOU GUYS! YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED SOONER!”
I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees. The trees say keep memeing.
Come on!
are you ready for my favorite fact?
If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.
that is my favorite fact