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Teacher: I’ll do my best to work with students who have any sort of health issues.
Me: *misses one day due to my health issues*
Teacher: Well you were absent so it’s your responsibility to figure everything out.
Doing my best to hold out on that mental breakdown til November so I’m not in the hospital on Halloween. Yeet yeet.
“I’m losing brain cells because of you kids!”
thought this would be useful information for the people of tumblr dot com
we’re truly in the weirdest timeline aren’t we
Just a reminder that Dead Kennedys has a song entitled “Nazi Punks Fuck Off.”
punk isn’t just skinny. punk isn’t just perfect mohawks or aesthetically pleasing jackets. punk isn’t only listening to dead kennedys or black flag. punk is being an individual, having no respect for our fascist authority, sticking up for the little guy even if you are the little guy. punk isn’t just a look or a music scene.
I fly now. Yeet bitches I’m out.
what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is
How it Probably Happened
Bob the animator: “Ok, so, there’s gonna be a broken piece of a sign that says ‘KL’ on it. Can you draw that?”
Frank the animator: “Yeah, sure, how’s this look?”
Bob the animator: “Well, if it was ACTUALLY a broken piece of a sign that says ‘Klondike,’ it wouldn’t have a big gap after the letters, but whatever. We can fix it in the closeup.”
Frank the animator: “Uh… ok. Shouldn’t I change it in the first shot?”
Bob the animator: “Nah, leave it, but give the new one some wood texture, and make it smaller… oh, and change the lengths of the spikes. The kids won’t notice.”
Frank the animator: “More like this?”
Bob the animator: “Yeah, yeah! And for the final scene, make it REALLY big, and remove the texture, and… heck, make it two spikes instead of three. Two is better.”
Frank the animator: “Alright, it’s done. Are you sure no one will ever notice all these haphazard, illogical changes?”
Bob the animator: “Yeah! I mean, what, do you think someone’s gonna take photos and put them on a blog with 3,500 followers some day? That would be ridiculous.”
blessed_tire
Animals, deciphered
I don’t know if I should feel bad for laughing at this or...
Who made this
my utopia
Happy National Coming Out Day
I love you guys <3
this 👆🏾
My favorite thing about this is the fact that one of those short comments was right below it.
by far the best genre of fiction ever invented is short comics about women meeting ghosts/monsters/goddesses/whatever that are ALSO women and them inevitably ending up in love w each other
Twitter is 100% made up of dumb tweets, but most of them won’t actually make you dumber when you read them. These ones will, though.
When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club
This is beautiful.
DAAaHRLINg,
Good to see Salem from Sabrina is still doing well
Revenge porn site owner wants his photos removed from Google
So incase you havent heard, Craig Brittain, the owner of a now banned website which encouraged and provided a platform for men to post private and nude photographs of their ex girlfriends online has now asked Google to remove links to stories about him as they feature ‘unauthorised photographs’ of him. How about we make his sad ugly mug a little bit more well known. As I think thats fair.
