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Cheeky 😝

Spooky enough for a doot?

Cato : 1 . Hooman : 0

Mood.

This is on my History Teacher’s board

OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT DID THIS!

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This gets me every time

Adorable murder weapon

meirl

team free will 2.0 as text posts pt. 2

these don’t get many notes but boy r they fun so y’all might have to deal w a few more..,.,,

3am thought…

Cats hate water. But cats love fish.

How did cats discover they love fish?

Did they only find out because of humans gave them fish one day?

Cat: wtf is that?

Human: it’s called a fish. It comes from that place you hate. Wanna try some?

Cat: I’m dubious, but okay.

*nibble*

Happy Friday the 13th!

There’s gonna be a full harvest moon tonight too! The moon is gonna be red! THIS WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN UNTIL AUGUST OF 2049! AHHHHHHH!

the holy grail

do you know that feeling when you’re ready to do things and have good time but then suddenly something switches in your brain and nothing has any meaning anymore and you don’t want anything

The weirdest part about getting older is liking oatmeal raisin cookies.

hey!!! stop being such a bully to yourself

Get to Know Me

Are you a morning or night person?

Morning person

Are you afraid of the dark?

Only outside

Are you an extrovert or introvert?

Introvert

Are you double jointed?

Nope

Are you left or right handed?

Right

Are you more of a tidy person or a messy one?

Messy

Are you usually on time or late?

On time

Are you ticklish?

Yes

Can you roll your tongue?

Yep

Can you ice skate?

I dunno. They closed the ice skating rink years ago and I haven’t skated since I was a kid.

Can you wiggle your ears?

Nope

Coffee or tea?

Neither

Cookies, cake, or doughnuts?

Cookies. Chocolate chip specifically.

Have you ever participated in a talent show?

Yes

Have you ever gone to prom?

Yup

Did you/do you like school?

Hell no

Do you believe in ghosts?

I don’t know

Do you bite your nails?

Yes

Do you consider yourself a good cook?

I mean, I don’t cook much but I’m definitely not a bad cook.

Do you enjoy dancing?

Yes

Do you enjoy DIY or crafts?

Yep

Do you forgive easily?

Yes. Probably too easily.

Do you have a nickname?

Nope

Do you have any allergies?

Nope

Do you have any phobias?

I’m extremely afraid of the supernatural which is odd because I think it’s cool

Do you have any piercings or tattoos?

Just my ears so far

Do you want children?

Yep

Do you have pets?

Yep. A cat named Gallifrey.

Do you have any siblings?

Yes. Two younger brothers.

Do you prefer dogs or cats?

Cats

Do you prefer Mac or PC?

Mac

Do you prefer the beach or the mountains?

The beach

Do you prefer baths or showers?

That’s difficult. Probably baths but only for relaxation purposes.

Do you sing in the shower?

Surprisingly not really

Do you smoke?

Nope

Do you speak more than one language?

Nope. I wish.

Do you still have your wisdom teeth?

I’m a lucky duck who was born without them because I’m a genetic beast.

Do you still watch cartoons?

Yup

Do you/have you played any sports?

Used to play soccer and I did gymnastics for a while but I have since lost all athletic ability.

Does your name have a special meaning?

Sort of. I was named after my mom’s best friend.

Have you ever been hospitalized?

Yes. On numerous occasions. More times than I can count.

Have you ever been on a diet?

Yep

Have you ever been to a concert?

Yep. Three. Unless you count the thing my parents took me to as a kid that had a live Christian band performance. Then it would be four.

Have you ever gone camping?

Yup

Have you ever met any celebrities?

Yep. Amanda Palmer.

Have you ever skipped class?

Nope.

Have you ever won a prize?

Yep.

Have you ever had braces?

No. I need them but there’s no way I’m getting them at this age.

Have you ever broken a bone?

Nope. I did bruise my tailbone walking down steps in stilettos though.

How tall are you?

5’9” Yeah I know. Pretty tall for a girl.

If money were no object what would you buy?

A recording studio and all necessary equipment

If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?

Probably Sweden man. Sweden is a pretty cool place.

Were you ever a Girl or Boy Scout?

Nope.

What country do you live in?

The good ol’ U.S of A

Did you move a lot as a kid?

Nope. Just twice.

What did you want to be when you were younger?

Man I wanted to be a lot of things. For a while I wanted to be the tooth fairy. I also apparently didn’t eat chicken nuggets for three months because I thought being a vegetarian was a career. True story.

What do you do on a typical Friday night?

Lounge around at home

What is one food that you refuse to eat?

I hate any sort of sea food

What is one thing on your bucket list?

Finally go to a Disney theme park

What is one item you can’t live without?

A guitar

What is your shoe size?

Size 8

What’s one movie you’ve watched repeatedly?

Captain Marvel

Do you have an iPhone or Android?

iPhone

Are you a procrastinator?

Yep

What’s one of your pet peeves?

People not closing doors when they leave

What’s one of your favorite songs?

Face Down by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

What’s the most expensive thing you own?

My electric guitar. It’s a Danelectro Danoblaster Innuendo. They don’t make them anymore and it’s between 300 and 400 buckaroos. Plus it belonged to John Scalzi. He’s a sci-fi writer who’s currently working on a movie with Tom Hanks. So I imagine it will go up in value.

What’s one thing you can’t leave the house without?

My phone duh

What’s your best physical feature?

I really like my hair

What’s your Chinese zodiac?

Goat

Who’s one of your celebrity crushes?

Tom Holland

What’s your dream car?

I dunno. I’m not really a car person. I’d kinda like an old Volvo Station wagon but with new parts and stuff so it drives well.

What’s your favorite animal?

Dolphins

What’s one of your favorite books?

Gone by Michael Grant

What’s your favorite color?

Red

What’s your favorite dessert?

My mom’s homemade brownies

What’s your favorite drink?

I’m a huge fan of virgin margaritas.

What’s your favorite foreign food?

Churros

What’s your favorite modern technology?

My phone. Specifically the ability to listen to any music, anywhere, anytime.

What’s your favorite hobby?

Making music

What’s one of your favorite movies?

Titanic

What’s your favorite chain restaurant?

Papa Johns

What’s your favorite sandwich?

Just your basic PB&J

What’s your favorite season?

Fall. Spring is pretty but I don’t do heat well.

What’s your favorite book series?

Harry Potter

What’s your favorite TV series?

Doctor Who

What’s your favorite snack?

Popcorn

What’s your favorite sport to watch?

Does Olympic figure skating count?

What’s your favorite breakfast food?

French toast

What’s one of your favorite bands?

Joy Division. I like so many bands though. It’s quite hard to pick one.

What’s your longest relationship so far?

Ten months. But part of that was kinda on again off again.

What’s your lucky number?

Don’t have one

What’s your star sign?

Aries

What’s your sexual orientation?

Pansexual

What color are your eyes?

Brown

What’s your favorite music genre?

Rock. Specifically experimental rock.

What’s your favorite holiday?

Christmas

Have you ever dyed your hair?

Yep. I’ve had it blue, mint green, and blonde. I’ve also had it with purple tips and pink tips.

Who’s your favorite fictional character?

That’s really rough. Probably Hermione Granger.

My dad: Mike Birbiglia has a new comedy special. Wanna watch it?

Me: Yeah sure!

My dad: Wait I feel like we’ve already seen this one. Who’s the other one who’s a man-child?

Me: John Mulaney?

My dad: Yeah, him.

I stopped taking my birth control and my cramps are killing me. I forgot about cramps being so bad.

I had three shots today and my arms hurt like hell.

P.S. Vaccinate your kids motherfuckers!

PSA:

If you’ve never met someone with OCD before it can be confusing when you first hangout with them. It can be really rough for the person with OCD to have people questioning them about why they’re doing something or why they’re asking you to do something you think is weird. It’s okay to ask questions about the disorder and their compulsions or whatever, but it’s not okay to question the disorder itself, and it’s definitely not okay to ask the person if they’re joking.

A lot of people see OCD as a disorder revolving around organization, color coordination, etc. This can be part of it for some people, but for many people that is not the case. And for people who do obsess over those things, it’s not quirky. It’s not being a clean freak. It’s a disorder that takes time out of their life and is constantly nagging at them.

For most people, however, that isn’t part of it. I’m one of the messiest people you will ever meet and in no way fit the stereotype. That doesn’t make my disorder any less torturous or valid. So please, be understanding of the disorder and respectful of how difficult it can be for those struggling with it.

So when I turn the ac dial in your car back and forth eight times, be patient with me. When I turn to look at something and then have to do a full 360 a couple times, be patient with me. If I ask you to please stir your straw six times counterclockwise, be patient with me.

It may be difficult to understand, but please try your best to be accommodating. It may be a bit rough for you; it may get in the way sometimes. If you ever get aggravated at our compulsions, please try to remember how hard it is for us. We hate it too.

Okay this is legit though. It may be hard for people who don’t have OCD to comprehend how this could be an issue but it does actually trigger a lot of intrusive thoughts and it can start eating away at the back of your brain if you don’t reblog it. And then if you do reblog it you can continue to have intrusive thoughts about scrolling back like, “That wasn’t symmetrical. You swiped up more times than you did down, etc.” It really is an issue. Because especially if you’re like me, you can’t always fix the symmetry thing and those intrusive thoughts can be nagging at you for hours and there’s nothing you can do.

ik this has probably been said countless times but hey could y’all take a second to think before you post shit like “reblog this or you’re a Horrible Terrible Person” or “reblog this or you’ll have bad luck for _______” because i know it might not seem like a major deal but trust me, when ur a person with OCD and you come across that shit it’s like,,,, not very fun to deal with

me: *finally opens up to someone"

me: *feels better afterwards*

a few hours later

me: i am so sorry to even have bothered you. please erase my existence from your memory.

Been overwhelmed with guilt about this for almost a week now.

What people don't understand about abusive parents

What people don’t understand about abusive parents is that we can’t always hate them. We can’t just constantly hate them because a lot of them are quite nice half the time. It makes it hard to hate them because it’s like “they’ve been horrible to me but they treated me to a present yesterday or a cute little chocolate bar so I’d me rude to hate them because of what they’ve done for me” and it’s destroys your mind because then people questions if they actually are abusive when you seen to like them at that time.

How to Survive Fourth of July With Hypervigilance:

Independence Day can be rough for Americans living with hypervigilance related issues. The loud noises can make your heart race and your head spin. It may even feel hard to breathe. You’re gonna have to be strong. Fortunately, there are some things you can do to help.

Put in your earbuds. Listening to music will not only drown out the sound, it may also help you calm down. Music has been shown to help reduce anxiety and stress levels by up to 65 percent.

Use noise reduction headphones. If you want, you may even be able to see the fireworks! Just make sure you slip on a pair of noise reduction headphones. They can reduce the noise by more than 70 percent!

Spend the day with someone you love. Just being around someone we love can help steady our heart rates and calm our breathing. While it may still be rough, spending the time with a loved one is likely to make it a little less torturous.

Take a shower. It’s gonna be a long shower, but the noise of the water will drown out the fireworks.

Cuddle with a furry friend. Pets can be hugely therapeutic to people struggling with any sort of mental health issue, and even more so for those struggling with anxiety and ptsd. (Note: this may not work if your pet is just as panicked about fireworks as you are.)

But most importantly, especially for anyone struggling with any past trauma, remind yourself that you are safe. Do something that requires you to interact with your environment to help yourself stay in the here and now. It can be hard to stay in the present when faced with certain triggers, especially if you are alone.

You are strong and you will make it through this. Everything will be okay. I promise.

Alright am I the only girl that doesn’t like not wearing a bra? Like, I’m relatively thin but pretty heavy chested so it always feels too heavy. Is that just me?

I needed to hear this today.