Peter And Elias Are Soo Funny To Me As A Villainous Duo Because One Of Them Dresses Like ‘lighthouse

You want me to fall in love? The thing that killed Martin K. Blackwood?

impostor syndrome is a common problem in academia. For example my colleagues keep putting me in the airlock and ejecting me into space

Mayors should be required by law to wear a top hat and a sash that says “mayor” at all times

sorry can’t hangout tonight i have a garden in another dimension to tend to

idk if anyone's said this before but the fact that tma opens on angler fish is so amazingly poetic. the symbolism of jon being drawn in by the surface level knowledge he thought the magnus institute would provide only to be consumed and swallowed whole by the unnatural, twisted reality? *chef's kiss*

Au where everything is the same but this is the PSU Foxes goalie uniform

in 2024 we will replace the supreme court with r/aita

queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now

Murder on his mind

the Magnus archives is such a mixed bag. because some episodes are like do you feel it? the perpetual loneliness that screams at you through the crowded streets? the fear that lingers every time you sit alone on the busy train? do you understand why you are alone, do you? is it better to be alone and miserably uncertain as to why, or to be isolated knowing what your faults are? do you understand what it is to be lonely? and then the next episode is like, My coworker is having Sex with a Beetle