"comes Back Wrong", What A Hot Trope. Incredibly Sexy.

Statement recorded by Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London. Statement begins:

Am I the asshole—

ghost in the rain

"I'll do whatever you want." "Then, perish." Is such a raw ass line you'd think it comes from a tumblr post but it's actually from 1973 movie "Goncharov" by Martin Scorsese

I wish I could write anything as quickly as tumblr collectively invented an entire film

the foxhole court is just neil and andrew discovering that they match each others freak and then fighting the mafia over the right to continue doing so. also kevin is there.

At least whatever is wrong with me is really really funny

OK but The Vast has the most comedic potential out of any entity imo. Like other fears are like “uhhh my cousin got replaced” and “there’s Evil Mold in my fridge” or whatever but the vast could just say “one day I was on a trampoline with my brother and he just didn’t come down” and it’s perfectly in character and just works.

any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit

I adore outsider POV fics there is never enough of them in any fandom