Farewell To Xerxes

"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier

Tim: *doubled over in pain*

Damian: he’s faking it

do you see this shit my liege

If you behaved well this year, Brutus will leave knife under your bed so you can stab the person of your choosing.

happy fullmetal alchemist day and also mean girls day to all those who celebrate

rowena has never done anything wrong aside from all the atrocities

i forgot how funny the sam/cas meeting is... Sam is like “oh my god mister angel sir it’s an honor” and Cas is like Greetings, Blood Freak

any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit

Actually the worst thing in the world is alphabetical lists that put titles begining with "The" under the "T" section

After another grueling match, Jean Moreau is sent to handle press duty for the USC Trojans. His teammates have learned that Jean’s dry, deadpan humor in interviews is something to behold, and the upperclassmen make it their mission to catch his best moments on camera. For the freshmen, it's an initiation into the legend of Jean Moreau’s press conferences, with his signature blend of sarcasm and flat honesty baffling reporters and leaving his teammates in stitches.