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Latest Posts by longliveth3drum - Page 7
i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU
little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again
It's nuts that Antarctica is just down there. On this planet. With me. I want to know what's going on in there
“uwu... BEAN”
that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.
at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.
go down to the netherworld, plant grapes
I love the idea of a roomba topography map being the jumping on point for a liminal horror story. House of Leaves II: Roomba.
Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs
i am healthy 😭😭 i am whole 😭😭😭😭 but i hav 😭😭 e poor imp 😭😭ulse control 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 & i wanna go home 😭😭😭😭 but j am home 😭😭😭😭
'The dull pain that you live with isn't getting any duller', 'See that young man who dwells inside his body like an uninvited guest' and 'Life is too short to refrain from eating jam out of the jar' have got to be responsible for like six or seven really good decisions over the course of my life.
working retail
of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first
original by @play-now-my-lord
You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:
*banging on the driver side window of your Honda Civic* WHAT are your dogs pronouns
what they don’t tell you about making art is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
Hims googly peepers...
I think my main problem with modern clothing is that nothing's got volume anymore. Like historically there's been so much clothing that's just BIG, bulky, meant to be flashy and volumnous and not look like it was just spray painted on the body. I mean yeah I do wear skinny jeans on purpose but what if instead of a hoodie I wanted to wear a big fuck-off fancy little purely decorational off-the shoulder cape? Consider:
Big brimmed hat, big boots, skinny jeans, t-shirt and a big wide short cloak that covers up like half of me. Not for any body image reasons or other insecurities. I just think that if I wished, I should be able to discreetly conceal carry a small dog.
what if at the end of succession Logan just bursts into worms
oh im gonna be weird about this for so long