your can’t get it up piece STOPPPP THE WORMS IN MY BRAIN ARE GOING FERAL HELP! i have noooo clue what this is called or if it’s an official thing but i loveeee when a guy cums too quickly, can’t get it up, is so pent up they’re blushing blubbering etc and all of these are such older boyfriend simon like he is old and sometimes his body doesn’t work the way he wants it to. i love it like yesss blush and get all embarrassed because you just came in your pants simply because we were making out or because you came as soon as you put your cock in and thrusted like twice…yum!
JESUS idk what it’s called either but it drives me fucking batty 🫶🏼
there’s this line older bf!simon walks with you of either feeling like a dirty old man or a fucking teenager- often there’s no in between.
when he’s got you on your back and you’re looking up at him with those starry eyes like he hung the fucking moon and you’re biting on the tip of your finger as you fucking giggle for him.
“mmm si, you’re so fucking handsome”
and you’re dragging a hand up his abs and pushing your hips closer to him as he’s trying to clear his mind enough to sink just the tip in.
fucking focus, stupid git.
it’s no use when you’re touching him like that and you sound so fucking sweet and your eyes are crossing when he’s only just notched in the head of his cock.
done for.
you’re tight- practically choking him on entry and it’s all falling to pieces. strangled moan breaking out his chest as his hips are stuttering and he’s flooded you with cum.
you gasp, fingers moving to spread yourself a little to watch the way it spills out of you. the blush is already creeping up simon’s neck and he’s burying his face in your chest.
“m’so fuckin’ sorry, sweet’art”
rubbing his back and gently cooing in his ear, you’re pulling him on top of you to let him curl into your side.
“sorry f’what? thinking that highly of me?”
he feels like a fucking loser with this pretty little thing, he should be able to fuck you within an inch of your life. and he can! he does!
but not all the time.
not when you’ve been perched in his lap kissing on him for the better part of an hour and your hips roll into his when his hands move just right.
the little noises you make when the meeting of your thighs move over the hard line of his cock, simon’s head is fucking spinning.
he wants to tell you he needs a breather, he knows you’d understand but he also doesn’t want you to move. he doesn’t want to take a hand off you.
but when you’re leaning back and pulling your shirt over your head, taking his hands and placing them right on your chest- he’s done for.
simon’s hips lift off the couch and there’s a breathy little whimper and he doesn’t even know where the fuck it came from. but he’s cumming.
and he’s cumming hard.
he’s embarrassed, feeling like if anyone else knew that’d just happened- he’d probably have to kill them.
not you though, not you who looks at him with that heady little smile and starts kissing up the column of his throat.
“fuck, si- you sound so fucking sexy when you cum for me”
but when he’s feeling like a dirty old man, already getting on at himself for not being young enough for you. then his cock goes soft on him and he actually might break something.
you don’t even look bothered, when he’s sitting on the edge of the bed feeling sorry for himself and you’re wrapping your arms around his broad shoulders.
nuzzling your face in the crown of his head, pressing kisses to his scalp as you bring a hand down to stroke it soft.
“that feel good?”
simon’s chest stutters as he breathes out an affirmative, sinking back into your chest as your other hand comes to play with his balls.
“you’ve had a long week, yeah?”
and he remembers that yeah, he has actually. maybe his body isn’t giving up, maybe he isn’t the worst man to ever walk the planet, maybe- just maybe he does deserve you.
so he lets himself relax into you as your teeth gently scrape the shell of his ear while you stroke him. never firming, but still making that heat thunder away in his stomach.
“let me take care of you, like you always do f’me”
i can’t believe during a buff women shortage the last of us decided to make abby a regular girl. not a toned bicep in sight. buff death
yeah like no hate to the actress!! but man what a loss for buff women lovers everywhere. i just have to stare at my moodboard instead.
I'm easily manipulated by hairy chests
"Finally got you, lass. You're safe..."
Yippie!! This drawing took a looooong time to draw, but it was worth it! Don't worry, Soap will take her somewhere safe ;)
Happy Halloween, friends! I hope you eat lots of candyyy. 🎃
Reblogs are appreciated!
"edit images with AI-- search with AI-- control your life with AI--"
Anyways, being fucked nasty in the back of Gaz's car after a date. Pulled off into some unlit, unpopulated parking lot so he can have the back door open while he rails you into the seats. Clawing at the upholstery of the car as he fucks you, each thrust inching you up just a little only be pulled back down by his iron grip on you. Flipping you around so he can lean over you and bring you in for a kiss and tell you how good you're doing for him while your pussy clenches down around his thick cock.
you are not a disgusting person for exploring and enjoying dark themes in fiction. you do not have to defend yourself or justify the content you consume. have fun with it, get freaky and weird with it. you can do whatever you want forever
big guys and body hair. 🚬
With everything going around these days about generative AI (such as c.ai in fan settings, and chatgpt for everything else) I've decided to put together some banners for creators to put with their works if they like. Here are the ones I have so far:
(LET THE MACHINE STARVE - DO NOT FEED AI MY WORKS)
(KEEP ART HUMAN - DEATH TO AI)
(THIS WAS MADE BY A HUMAN - KEEP IT THAT WAY)
(NEURONS NOT WIRES - DEATH TO AI)
(HUMAN MADE HUMAN LOVED - DEATH TO AI)
(SAY NO TO GENERATIVE AI - DEATH TO CONSUMERISM)
(NEW THOUGHTS ARE HUMAN MADE - DEATH TO GENERATIVE AI)
(MADE WITH HEART NOT A CPU - DEATH TO AI)
Feel free to use these! I just ask that you reblog this post if you do, and tag me for credit somewhere on your blog (:
I've tried to pick a color that looked legible on both light and dark backgrounds, but feel free to ask for other colors (via askbox) if you're needing something else and I'll try to get to it!
edit: some other versions i had made as well but wasn't sure how easier they were to see, so I put them beneath the larger versions!
sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite
21, Genderfluid, Any PronounsHi! I'm very new to Tumblr, and a chronic lurker
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