Latest Posts by matt-w-blogging - Page 6

Patton. "I wonder what's in that closet. Nope, don't even check."

Remus. "I'll check. What if I open this and a thousand rattlesnakes jump out?"

Patton. "Then I'm gonna run."

Remus. "Alright. Let's boogie, boys!" (Opens closet.) "It's a mattress. And dirt."

(Later)

Patton. "What's in this one?"

Remus. "This is fun, because now you have to open this door, because I opened that one. What if you pick the wrong one and there's like a, a clown with a decaying face in there?"

Patton. (Mocking) "'What if you pick the wrong one and there's a fucking clown with a decaying face in there?'"

Logan. "Open the door. Stop joking."

Patton. (Pause) "What if— Okay, I'm running, just letting you know."

Thank you for creating the au and just being awesome! I'm so happy right now you just made my year :D

A littol Virgil! (Does this count as fanart?)

Based off the Campfire Au Vee by @tscampfireau (HIGHLY recommend you check it out, it's awesome!)

Ahh I'm so glad you like it!! This is the first like fanart I've done of your campfire au but your drawings make me so happy I just,,, drew them and tacked them up on my walls so I get a dose of serotonin every time I go in my room XD

A littol Virgil! (Does this count as fanart?)

Based off the Campfire Au Vee by @tscampfireau (HIGHLY recommend you check it out, it's awesome!)

A littol Virgil! (Does this count as fanart?)

Based off the Campfire Au Vee by @tscampfireau (HIGHLY recommend you check it out, it's awesome!)

Remus. Oh my god.

Janus. What?

Remus. It's a fucking dead bird.

Janus. What? Oh, that's an omen, or something.

Patton. Why is there a dead bird in here?

Logan. There was probably a live bird in here and then something happened that made it dead.

Remus. Oh. Great analysis, doc. Oh Jesus, it's all rotted and it's eyes are gone, this is horrifying.

Logan. Well, its eyes aren't gonna stick around.

Me: Okay, let's go through this again. Spell his name?

My brain: S-A-P-N-A-P.

Me: And how do you say his name?

My brain: Sap-Nap.

Me: Again, slower.

My brain: Sap. Nap.

Me: Good. Now, what's his name?

My brain: Hehehe Snapnap

Me: NO

Fun fact: Frogs are pretty easy to make! Here's my pattern:

Here's my best digital recreation;

So, the pattern is pretty simple. I'll explain the process and add this picture which will be explained later:

So!

Ingredience:

- Beans (or stuffing) I use black bean or small red beans but you can probably use whatever!

- Thread/needles (a machine is nice)

- Fabric (I'm using 25¢ a sheet felt, but you can use whatever you want, like literally you can use old sweater scraps)

- Buttons/embroidery thread if you want to add ~pizazz~

- The design

Steps:

1. Print/draw out the design in any size. Cut out the design in fabric twice (for a top and a bottom). The design itself already accounts for seam allowance, so your frog will be roughly the size of the blue line in the picture above.

2. Sew the two fabric pieces together, leaving a gap somewhere (I put it in the space between the two back legs). Make it pretty big!

3. Turn the frog inside out, to get rid of the nasty edges

4. Add buttons and cool stuff now if you're going to!

5. Stuff with beans/fabric to your liking. I use a funnel to get the beans in.

6. Once the boy is properly stuffed, hand-stitch up the hole. A ladder stitch is what I use, if you don't know what that is, you can look it up or just do whatever stitch you know/like.

7. Use needle to tuck loose thread edges into the seams if needed (it's exactly what it sounds like, just poke 'em in)

8. Your boi is complete! Throw him at your family members and say 'I made a frog!' (Recommended, not required)

9. Give him a little kiss on his fuzzy head and be proud of yourself! (required)

Patterns: cut

Colors: matched

Bois: pinned together

Reference boi: ready

Special eyes for the special boi: Ready

Concept: Janus tries to teach the other sides to sew (I've been sewing a lot and this is all I can think of)

Remus: Is doing pretty well, has continued to stab needles and sewing scissors into his eyes so his workspace is a bit bloody, you can tell he is making an octopus though

Virgil: Refuses to use a sewing machine because it scares him (a very reasonable fear), uses thimbles, it's slow and clumsy but he makes a pretty cool stuffed stormcloud in the end

Patton: Is doing surprisingly well! He keeps stabbing his fingers with needles on accident and drawing blood (not much though), he ends up with a cute little blob frog that's definitely friend-shaped

Logan: He watched Janus sew once and immediately got the hang of it. He made a stuffed cube. It is a perfect cube. None of them know how he did this. He can't thread a needle to save his life though, he has to keep asking Janus to do it for him

Roman: Was crying because he tried something much too complicated and failed and Janus had to gently coax him back to the workspace and help him make a simpler design and assure him he wasn't a failure and the second design turned out and he was really happy with it and thanked Janus for not giving up on him and Janus just gave him a little smile

The twins have been beaned! Virgil is half-beaned and I am now out of beans, I must get more to complete my quest

Patterns: cut

Colors: matched

Bois: pinned together

Reference boi: ready

Special eyes for the special boi: Ready

Logan: And 85 grams of dark molasses.

Patton: Molasses!

Logan: Or black treacle if you don't know what molasses are.

Roman: Looks like a jar of your soul, Virge.

Virgil: Aw, thank you, Princey. That is honestly all I aspire to.

Imagine: Instead of putting salt around doorways/windowsills to keep demons/ghosts out, the sides use grated soap to keep Remus out

Are we all ignoring the fact that Remus is canonically allergic to soap now??

Like

Could you imagine Roman holding a bar of soap like a sword in order to fend Remus off?

Or, if the Sides want to keep Remus out of a room, they line all the entrances with soap.

There's so many possible headcanons here ya'll--

The beanless bois

Patterns: cut

Colors: matched

Bois: pinned together

Reference boi: ready

Special eyes for the special boi: Ready

Remus: One cactus.

Patton: No. No, put the cactus down. No cacti in the pumpkin cookies.

So tempted to put this on Remus XD

Patterns: cut

Colors: matched

Bois: pinned together

Reference boi: ready

Special eyes for the special boi: Ready

Now for eyes and beans!

Patterns: cut

Colors: matched

Bois: pinned together

Reference boi: ready

Special eyes for the special boi: Ready

(The boy and scissors in question)

Alternative to 'Working Through Intrusive Thoughts' Episode (no spoilers)

Janus: *sewing peacefully*

Janus: *cuts thread*

Remus: Y'know, those scissors are really sharp. You could poke them in your eye right now. Not even too hard, just cut your lenses. Do you think that would bleed? What would your vision look like? Would it leave a scar or make your eye look weird and blob-like? Or would it be foggy?

Janus, handing him a beanbag frog: This is for you.

Remus:

:0

Remus, squishing it: He,,, he bean,,, he sound like bean,,,

(Episode end.)

Patterns: cut

Colors: matched

Bois: pinned together

Reference boi: ready

Special eyes for the special boi: Ready

Alternative to 'Working Through Intrusive Thoughts' Episode (no spoilers)

Janus: *sewing peacefully*

Janus: *cuts thread*

Remus: Y'know, those scissors are really sharp. You could poke them in your eye right now. Not even too hard, just cut your lenses. Do you think that would bleed? What would your vision look like? Would it leave a scar or make your eye look weird and blob-like? Or would it be foggy?

Janus, handing him a beanbag frog: This is for you.

Remus:

:0

Remus, squishing it: He,,, he bean,,, he sound like bean,,,

(Episode end.)

Logan: "A pinch of salt." (grates it into Patton’s hand)

Patton: "Ah! I'm gonna throw it over my shoulder. Which one is it? Left or right?"

Logan: "I don't know—"

Patton: "Left!" (throws it over left shoulder)

Roman: "What happens if you get that wrong?"

Virgil: "I don't know. You kill God or something."

Roman: (laugh)

Virgil: "One's the devil, I know that much."

Logan: "Wow. Don't wanna make that mistake, do you?"

Virgil: This is not children's television. I am 26, I'm depressed, and I need edgy jokes to cope with my anxiety.

Who else is ready for Logan to go absolutely feral? Who's ready for Logan to just say, 'I'm done being nice, screw it, I'm evil now'?

I'm ready for this scientist to go mad. He's earned it. They ignore him too much, and they're going to realize how horrible of an idea that was.

Also can we discuss that Remus had a legit paddle like how was that bought as a prop was it borrowed from a friend or did Thomas buy one just for that few seconds or should I not be wondering because that's personal and crossing a line

(It looked like it was leather I think like those are expensive??)

SCREECH

WTIT SPOILERS

(NEWEST SANDERS ASIDES SPOILERS)

Oh my GOD so

1. Someone FINALLY recognized that as a part of Thomas, Remus has to have importance!!!

2. Real life Nico!!

3. Logan dumping out his coffee and replacing it with wine? ICONIC

4. HIS EYES! We were all right!!! I think!! Logan's gonna get mad and go dark so Thomas pays attention to him and become the orange side!! I literally made Logan's eyes orange in one of my dark side Logan aus! And he's definitely a dark side because of Remus's 'now you're speaking my language'!!

5. The end! Virgil chilling in the roots of a tree, Janus, the snake with the apple, up in the branches, assuring that 'everything is just fine'

6. Logan trying to understand the others while they constantly brush him off!!

7. The orange eyes at the very end!!

8. REMUS AND LOGAN CONTENT!!!

9. ALL THE SIDES TOGETHER IN ONE EPISODE!

10. ORANGE SIDE CONTENT

11. REALLY GOOD ADVICE FOR DEALING WITH INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS THAT I REALLY NEEDED RIGHT NOW

12. SHOWING REMUS'S WORK PROCESS

13. REMUS BEING ALLERGIC TO S O A P

14. THE ENTIRE THING

15. AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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SCREECH

WTIT SPOILERS

(NEWEST SANDERS ASIDES SPOILERS)

Oh my GOD so

1. Someone FINALLY recognized that as a part of Thomas, Remus has to have importance!!!

2. Real life Nico!!

3. Logan dumping out his coffee and replacing it with wine? ICONIC

4. HIS EYES! We were all right!!! I think!! Logan's gonna get mad and go dark so Thomas pays attention to him and become the orange side!! I literally made Logan's eyes orange in one of my dark side Logan aus! And he's definitely a dark side because of Remus's 'now you're speaking my language'!!

5. The end! Virgil chilling in the roots of a tree, Janus, the snake with the apple, up in the branches, assuring that 'everything is just fine'

6. Logan trying to understand the others while they constantly brush him off!!

7. The orange eyes at the very end!!

8. REMUS AND LOGAN CONTENT!!!

9. ALL THE SIDES TOGETHER IN ONE EPISODE!

10. ORANGE SIDE CONTENT

11. REALLY GOOD ADVICE FOR DEALING WITH INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS THAT I REALLY NEEDED RIGHT NOW

12. SHOWING REMUS'S WORK PROCESS

13. REMUS BEING ALLERGIC TO S O A P

14. THE ENTIRE THING

15. AHHHHHHHHHHHH

̴̨̨̨̜͓̟͍̮̰̠͖̜̦̙̗̤̯̱͓̠̠͍̙̞͈̯̼̭̥͇͓͍̲̌̔́̍̐͐̌̆͒̌̇͗̔̿̀͑͋̃̌͛̓̈̿̈́̆̓̓̓̌͑͊̚͠ͅͅA̶̧̡̛̛͖͇̟͚͉̟̯̙̎̑̈́̌̈̔̽͊͋̌̅͐̕͘ͅḨ̴̛̦̗͚͚̩̮͙̬͊̽͋͌͗̄͐̅͋̏̀́̐̋̊̈̈́͗̏̃͑͂̔͂̓̀̈̓̈́̕̕̚̕͜͝͝ͅḨ̸̢̛̲͇̹͔͉̦̮͚̱͖̹͓̱̻̣̼̤̣͚̳̣̂̈́̎̈́̓̎̅͌̇̒̾͒̃̒̍̿̚̚͜͜͜͝H̸̜͎̺͆̓́̈́́͛Ḩ̴̡̛̟̗̩͚̣̝͓̹̣̤̟̞̯̯̠͓̰͕̣̜̺͈͔̺͈͔͈̭̟̈́́͑̿͒̍͗̌͋̒̉͌͐̽̽͌̔́͛͆̈͆̈́̈̈́͛́͋̕͘̚̕͜͝͝ͅH̶͎̰̦̠̤̯͖̠͓̩͎̿̓̔͊̓͆͛͘Ḣ̴̢͚̬͇̼͍̗͔̞̘͖̝͚̝͎̥̟̠̜̜̙̞̤̩̦͙͉̭̥̯̺͚̭͎̹͙͎̖̰͇̈̓͋H̸̛͚̽̒̀̊͆̑̋̓̈́̽̎̂͌͐͌̔̋̎̀̄̐̏͐͛̋̈́͒͗̆̈́̑̍͘͝͝Ḫ̸̢̢̛̛̩̹̰̞̹͕͕̪͍̟̩̗̠̯͉̳̯͕̝͐̊͐̏̈́́̇̂̈́̑̓͋̓̋̐͂͐̔͛̚̕̕̚͜͝͠͠͝ͅH̸̘͓̠͖̰̪͌̎H̵̢̨̥̠͖̬̦̭̙͉͙̜̋̆́̏̓̓̍̽̄̒͜H̸̰͕̹͕͊̉͐̈́͐̋̇̈́̃͝͠H̵̢̧̥̺̩̻͎̮̣̖̳͍͎̻͇̻̭͚͚̯̦̅̾̀͜͜ͅH̶̢̡̡̧͉̼͚̘̫͕̺̹̹̻̝̼̦͍͕͇̞̱̳̤̖̗͍͇̗̦͍̃̓͆̾̂̂̋̾̀̌̽̓͒͑͛̾͒̀̚̕͘̕ͅͅͅͅͅḨ̵̧̡̛̮̤͙͖̖̗̘͈̪̰̞̙͇̥̹̣͕̠̲̠̤̣͇̈́̾̔̏̅͂̈̀͌͌̈̿̽͋͆̔̈̏̄͗̀͆̂̚̚͘͠͝ ̴̧̡̢̟͈̭͖̭̪͉̥̳̞͙̞͙͉̯̻̟̼͙͈̝̻̣̱̱̍͜ ̵̡̧̟̺̟̫̰͓͙͎̼̲̗̤̭͔̼̤̻͕͔͚͛̈̐̑̇͊͊̏͋̊͘

I can't watch the Sanders Asides video right now (I'll probably have to watch it tomorrow) so I turned off the previews on all my notifications to avoid spoilers and now it's like

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Is it a spoiler? Has someone liked your post?

Y o u ' l l n e v e r k n o w

Remus has started a 'two peas in an odd pod' friendship with Virgil, and Roman has started a rivalry with Virgil!

I have started a (mobile) sims game

Patton and Janus are fiancés, Janus is a barista, Patton is a chef with a cooking hobby, they're planning on having a kid (either Remus or Roman but hopefully both)

They're going to raise all the sides (like in my fic, Supposed To Be A Family, I have no shame adding that, link's in my pinned post)

Do you take headcanon requests? If you do I have one.

Headcanon request: The sides if a girl (maybe a stranger who thinks they look safe) asks them to hold her drink while she goes to the bathroom at like a party or something?

Absolutely, I think you're asking for their individual reactions (tell me if I'm misunderstanding) so here we go—

Roman: *guards drink with his life, glares at anyone who gets near it, is very over-the-top*

Janus: I'm a stranger. Why would you ask me to watch your drink? You should just forget about this one and get a new one once you're back so you know for certain it's safe. Or don't drink at parties. You never know who you can trust.

Remus: Yeah sure *sets it on top of head, holding onto it still* No one can reach it up here

Patton: Oh of course! You go ahead I've gotcha

Logan: No. You shouldn't give a stranger your drink. I could drug it for all you know. Take it with you, leave it with a friend, or get a new one after.

Virgil: Uhhh

Virgil, internally: Oh god what if I accidentally drug it?? I don't have any drugs but what if I do? I'd go to prison! I could hurt her!

Virgil: *shoves Roman in front of him* He can watch it!

I started watching the dream team smp. I've finished episode seven.

I have 82 hours, 30 minutes, and 36 seconds of it left. Roughly three days and ten and a half hours.

Now one of my favorite cosplayers is going to start doing dsmp cosplay.

Am I going to watch 82 and a half hours worth of mcyt to know what the hell is going on so I can continue to appreciate them and their work?

Y E S .

Hey look, it's me

dee: gets crushes easily

also dee: is unable to imagine himself in any sort of romantic relationship because of his unwillingness to express vulnerability to others

therefore dee: cries

Dee is like "guess ill daydream abt romantic scenarios w these people although never bother to make a move in real life"

Embarrassing Music #3

Roman, having recovered: Okay, so I didn't catch Virgil, but someone else has to listen to embarrassing music. Let me think...

Roman: So, Remus and Patton don't get embarrassed about that stuff. I doubt Logan listens to music with words anyway. So... What, D— Janus? What does he even listen to?

Roman: (imagines Janus sitting at a table sipping tea while a classical waltz plays in the background)

Roman: I mean, that might be worse than dancing, especially if he's alone.

Meanwhile, in the dark side:

Remus:

WE'LL SET THE SKY ON FIRE

Janus:

WE'LL PUT THE NIGHT AWAY

Both:

WE'LL BE MADE OF STARS

Janus:

WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU HIGH

Remus:

YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THE FLAMES

Both:

WE'LL BE MADE OF STARS

WE'RE GONNA LIGHT IT UP WOAH-OH-OH-OH

WE'RE GONNA LIGHT IT UP WOAH-OH-OH-OH

Embarrassing Music #2

Roman: (sneaking around for weeks, trying to catch Virgil listening to 'embarrassing' music)

Roman: *hears faint music*

Roman, quietly: Yes!

Roman: *follows music*

Roman: *peeks into Virgil's room through camera lenses*

Virgil: *in a crop top and short shorts, cleaning up his room, also dancing and singing along*

Virgil:

That's how we come and go

That's how we roll, roll

With a little heart and soul

yeah, yeah, yeah

Roman: *lights up bright red, frozen*

Virgil:

One love, I won't forget it

One life, I won't regret it

One chance for one last dance tonight

toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Roman: *deletes recording, backs away, sinks down into his room*

Roman: *screeches into pillow*