Patton: (unbuttons polo one button more than usual because it's hot out)
Logan, completely straight-faced: Whore.
Patton:
Patton: (unbuttons the next button just to see what will happen)
Roman: (sneaking around for weeks, trying to catch Virgil listening to 'embarrassing' music)
Roman: *hears faint music*
Roman, quietly: Yes!
Roman: *follows music*
Roman: *peeks into Virgil's room through camera lenses*
Virgil: *in a crop top and short shorts, cleaning up his room, also dancing and singing along*
Virgil:
That's how we come and go
That's how we roll, roll
With a little heart and soul
yeah, yeah, yeah
Roman: *lights up bright red, frozen*
Virgil:
One love, I won't forget it
One life, I won't regret it
One chance for one last dance tonight
toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Roman: *deletes recording, backs away, sinks down into his room*
Roman: *screeches into pillow*
Roman, in the tune of Uptown Funk: I'm too hot!
Logan: *gets up and turns down the heat*
Roman, internally: Yeah, okay, I guess he doesn't know that song
The next day—
Remus, in the tune of Uptown Funk: I'm too hot!
Logan, looking Roman dead in the eyes: Hot damn.
Roman: *gasp*
[Virgil, quietly: Guess we know who Logan's favorite twin is...]
Remus: When you pet a cat real good and it leans into your touch so hard it flops over? That's the shit.
Logan: Or when a cat kneads you with its little paws? Absolute heaven.
Janus: When a cat pushes away your book and flops down where it was so you pay attention to it instead of the book.
Patton, who just appeared to tell them it's dinnertime, eyes full of tears: Yeah that's the best haha anyway dinner is ready
Logan, fluffing Patton's hair: When you play with Pat's hair and he turns pink because he's adorable.
Patton, blushing: *incoherent stammers*
Janus, sliding his arms around Patton's waist from behind: Or when you hug Pat because he's so soft and cuddly.
Patton, blushing deeper: *more incoherent stammers*
Remus: When your boyfriend's holding Pat so you can do this:
Remus: *kisses Patton on the cheek*
Patton, bright red: