One of the things that confuses people outside of the batfamily on a regular basis, are the cuddle piles.
Because they are not regular cuddle piles.
The first time Clark saw one, he was in the batcave, checking on Bruce, because he knew that the Bat hadn't gotten enough sleep the previous days.
At first he wasn't really sure what was going on. Bruce sat in front of the bat computer, head resting against the back of the chair. Clearly asleep. But he wasn't alone.
He was surrounded by his kids. Damian sat in his lab, cuddled against his chest. Dick had his head resting against Bruce's legs, while he was holding onto Tim. They both had their legs over Steph's torso, whose head was resting in Cass's lab.
Jason sat In front of Bruce, slightly leaning into dick with his hand on Duke's head as if to shut him up.
They were all sound asleep.
Clark came back later, only to find all of them acting as if nothing happened.
Duke's first encounter was also quite strange.
He wanted to get some food from the kitchen before he went out on patrol. As he walked through the foyer, he heard a snore. It took him five minutes to figure out where it came from.
As it turns out Dick, Cass and Damian like to nap on the chandelier.
Wally knew about the cuddle piles for a while, before he got to witness them. Dick and him were on the way to Wayne Manor when Dick told him to hurry up.
Steph had texted him that Jason just fell asleep. At first Wally didn't understand how that was important. But then they entered the manor and immediately headed for the roof.
Behind a chimney, in a little alcove, were Jason, Steph, Roy, Damian and Jon. All cuddled together, under a blanket that someone had brought.
Dick and wally joined them immediately.
So, yes. The Batfamily has cuddle piles. Sometimes others join them, like Wally, Roy, Jon or Kon.
But the strange part is where they have them.
some things never change :3
Hannigram road trip headcanons
Will falls asleep in 5 minutes on the passenger seat
Hannibal has only opera and classical music CDs so Will keeps switching radio channels until he finds country music to Hannibal's horror
Will buys snacks from the gas stations
If it's a long drive they decide to do half half so the other can get some rest but Hannibal ends up insisting he can do all of it just because he enjoys watching Will sleeping
Will feeds Hannibal snacks while he is driving and Hannibal usually hates snacks especially from gas stations but Will is feeding him and he has the opportunity to bite his fingers so he sacrifices his fancy palette
Will gets snacks but forgets he also needs to pee so they have to stop at the next gas station again
They end up playing car games such as "last letter first" and Hannibal comes up with the most insane words ever just to flex while Will is like "apple" or "tree" and then when Hannibal the least expects it he says "Pulchritudinous"
Will is a bit more reckless when driving, does some maneuvers that make Hannibal go "Will, darling, you seem to be convinced we have seven lives."
They both enjoy showing things outside to the other. Will would point out the horses and bunnies while Hannibal would point out the pretty houses
When they play "I spy with my eye" Hannibal always starts with "The most handsome man on earth" making Will squirm.
Hannibal enjoys country music when Will is humming to it
If Hannibal is driving he has his little roadtrip habits especially if he is with Will. "There is a folder on the backseats. Can you reach it? I made a list of restaurants we can eat at. Choose whichever you like, I did some research." "A folder, Hannibal? Research on what? How many Michelin restaurants you can find in the same area?" "Yes."
Hannibal ends up freezing because Will has the AC on at all times
If they have a flat tire Will does all the work in like 10 minutes so that Hannibal doesn't get his suit dirty
Hannibal rests his right hand on Will's leg
Hannibal makes sure Will's seat is always heated in winter
Sappy romantic Shadow and brainrot cringe Sonic
Unplanned Valentine's Day art because I cannot stop drawing them 🥰
this is your gentle reminder to stop fighting against your adhd and instead structure your life around it
buy a pack of chapsticks and put one in the pocket of all of your coats and jackets because you always forget to bring one and chapped lips is sensory hell
leave important things where you can see them. if they go in a box or a drawer you will forget they exist
put any appointments or deadlines in your phone calendar As Soon As you get them. set a reminder for a week before, a day before, an hour before, as many as you need as often as you need them.
when that little voice in your head says "i dont need to write that down, ill remember it" that is the devil talking!!! write it down anyway!!
plan for down time. have a few hours at the end of every day to just do fun stuff like engage in your hyperfixations. even if you didnt get all of your work done that day, have the rest anyway. you probably spent the whole day beating yourself up for not doing what you Should be doing, so you still need the break.
if you never eat vegetables because its too much effort to chop and cook them, get the frozen or canned shit. it doesnt go off for ages and you just have to microwave it. theres no point buying fresh vegetables if they just keep going off and being left to rot in the bottom of your fridge
if you struggle to decide what to have for dinner every day, take the decision out of it. choose a set of meals and eat those on rotation until you get sick of them, then choose some new ones and do it again.
its not stupid if it works! our brains literally have a chemical deficiency. you are allowed to accommodate yourself. go forth and stop making your life more difficult than it has to be because "this shouldn't be this hard". it is hard, so make it easier.
Surprise!
some jasons and damians thats been piling up :]
(and tim and alfred the cat)
House would have figured out what’s wrong with Will Graham after nearly killing him and would have been like oh yeah also your therapist has been feeding you poison chicken soup that’s why you’re getting worse, probably should check his freezer too the guys not subtle with the cannibalism. But it’s easy to miss all this when you’re getting bent over the therapy chair instead of sitting in it.
one of the chibiverse's favorite throuples
looking respectfully