some jasons and damians thats been piling up :]
(and tim and alfred the cat)
Cork ‘im Daisuke‼️‼️‼️‼️
Batman: I have decided I will reveal my identity to one person
Justice League: !!!!
Batman: *walks over to Green Arrow*
Green Arrow: Wait wha-
*Hot steamy make-out session right in front of the League. Jaws are dropped, Superman’s eyes are red, there’s tongue*
Green Arrow: … huh
Batman: *raises an eyebrow* Do you understand?
Green Arrow: *now completely aware that Batman is Bruce Wayne due to how many make-outs the two of them have had over the years* Surprisingly yes
Justice League: ?!?!?!
Batman: That’s all *sweeps out of the room with a dramatic flare of his cape*
Sketches!
Turns out, Damian can be very clingy
Yk when a cat is all affectionate one sec, and when u try to pet it again like it literally hisses and acts like it hates you? Yeah, feel like he would act like that with Tim
Yk when a cat doesn’t want you to go?
Yk when cats climb everywhere?
Yeah…
I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship
Unplanned Valentine's Day art because I cannot stop drawing them 🥰
I literally never considered the whole Batman being called 'B' and then reporting back to 'A' but now that you've mentioned it, I'm obsessed with the idea. I mean, imagine meeting Batman, seeing him in the field, how hard he fights, only for him to report back to 'A'. Especially if you hear how people who've met A talk about him, like:
Batman: I'll give you each 10k if you don't tell A that I busted my shoulder
Nightwing: Sorry B, you're on your own
Red Hood: Hell no cheapskate, I wouldn't do it for 100k
Superman: I don't want to get on A's bad side :(
there's things that the JL have "heard" about A that only make him even scarier (some of these I compiled from the other post):
uses lethal force even when B won't
never leaves Gotham, like some kind of mafia don
has the ability to punish B and/or remove him from active field service
A's urgent requests take priority, even above the JL. B zetas down to Gotham without asking a single follow up question, he just goes
"You think B is bad about [thing], A is even worse." -- a sentence said jokingly by many a Batkid, over the years
some jasons and damians thats been piling up :]
(and tim and alfred the cat)
Something something, living rent free in my mind and such, anyway I love them.
Batman has a very specific code that's on everyone's communicator that he warns the JL to 'Never tap into it unless I'm indisposed and the world is 2 seconds away from ending'
Fast forward a few years and batman is knocked out cold and the world is 2 seconds away from ending when one JL member rmbers batman's 'very important do not tap unless absolutely necessary' button
So obviously the JL taps it expecting some god or smth and who else picks up but a woman who's simultaneously yelling commands,tapping aggressively at what they assume to be a keyboard and calmly telling them that she's Oracle,that she's already linked every person on the battlefield's comms to the 'batfamily comms'(direct wording) and that she's sending reinforcements as they speak
Then,while the JL is still in shock,Red Hood the fucking drug lord lands beside them and starts shooting up enemies,Nightwing is futher back backflipping,Red Robin is doing his shit
A mysterious black cowled girl pops up beside them and starts gently telling(ordering) them to specific parts of the battlefield(Hal gets so spooked he screams),a fully purple girl is beating enemies up next to them,a guy in neon yellow is punting enemies to the ground.
And some random ass 10 y/o is screaming bloody murder as he incapcitates enemies thrice his size
Edit: in case people don't see my reblog about it,i've been seeing a bunch of reblogs/comments about seeing this post on tiktok,tiktok is banned where I'm at so it's definitely not me,so do me a favor and report them thank you ( ദ്ദി ˙ᗜ˙ )
(also you can use this post as a prompt,but please credit me thanks ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ)
Part 30! I'm with Duke ngl
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