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I’ve had this in my head for days so I had to draw it oooooof
after seeing this for the 10th time i just realized that this child reminds me of our dear eddie kaspbrak
Richie being under Eddie’s thumb HC’s
I got this idea and I think it’s just so cute that Richie brags so much about his position in their relationship, but in reality he does anything Eddie says, and YEAH, THERE YA GO!
-so I think Richie is this cocky bastard, walking around and talking about how great of a lover he is, how he is the one in control in his and Eddie’s relationship
-all in a good nature, just joking or trying to seem manlier between his friends
-and most of the days Eddie lets him, he just sits next to him and smiles mischievously
-he knows that it’s not the truth, Richie does too, but sure, Eddie is going to let him seem like the one in control if he wants it so bad
-he is not a bad person and this is quite funny, especially when Bev, the one Eddie tells everything about his relationship to, grins knowingly and laughs at some statements
-but from time to time Eddie feels the need to show everyone who really has the control
-he isn’t rude about it, or does it out of spite, no, he just sometimes feels fed up with Richie’s cockiness and wants to put him in his place
-he does it in a clever way, so Richie doesn’t always catch on
-”Rich, could you please buy me some fries? I’m starving”
-”Babe, it’s so cold, can you give me your jacket?”
-”Richie I’m tired, let’s go homeee!”
-”Honey, can you don’t drink tonight? I would love that.”
-and Richie’s reaction is always “Sure, babe, whatever you need” or just nodding with the widest smile on his face, leaning down to kiss him
-he does everything Eddie asks him to, he just loves the boy so much that he can’t deny him anything
-they once all went to McDonald’s and were standing in line
-and it was abnormally long and Eddie was so bored
-all he had to say was “Rich, I’m so tired, can you order for me?”, take his hand into his little ones and look at him with those doe eyes
-”Sure babe, go sit down”
-and it’s just so hilarious ‘cause Eddie doesn’t even have to be next to him
-a short text is enough really
-The Losers actually kept count of how many times Richie ditched their activities because Eddie asked him to come over or was “home alone”
-it was 26 times
-but what’s the funniest is, Richie doesn’t even know he does it
-it’s just so normal for him to look after Eddie and do anything in his power to make him feel good and safe, he just doesn’t notice the boy sometimes takes advantage of it
-but it’s all okay, because even if he does notice it, he doesn’t mention it
-he knows that Eddie lets him brag about their relationship, even though he could ruin his image in a second
-so yeah, Richie is just whipped and completely under Eddie’s thumb
Richie, Bill, Beverly and Mike are 100% in a band together (Richie singing and occasionally playing guitar, Bill on lead guitar, Mike on bass and Bev on drums) and their best covers to do are:
• ‘Boys Will be Boys’ by The Ordinary Boys (Richie just jumps around the stage for this one)
• ‘I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor’ by The Arctic Monkeys (Bill gets his signature guitar solo)
• ‘Jenny’ by Walk The Moon (IMAGINE MIKE DOING THAT BASS RIFT IN THE BEGINNING HOLY SHIT)
• ‘I Found Out’ by The Pigeon Detectives (Richie plays the guitar in this and Bev goes NUTS on the drums)
• ‘26’ by Catfish and the Bottlemen (one the crowd always sings along to)
• ‘Are You Gonna Be My Girl’ by Jet (a personal favourite of Rich’s)
• ‘Misery Business’ by Paramore (Richie and Bev swap for this one because you know this girl has a VOICE on her, plus this is the only song on drums Richie knows)
and that’s that on that
Concept: Mike getting the other Losers to help him on the farm and return it to it’s former glory by singing ‘I’ll make a man out of you’ from Mulan and all of them, except Bev obviously, are struggling and being whiny bitches the entire time
Some low-quality moodboards to brighten up your day! I haven’t seen many for the Bowers Gang so I added some! I really like these so I hope y’all enjoy. My requests and ships are always open! -Ori <3
Try and tell me this ISN’T Stan insulting Richie
Ah the losers. My will to live. My lovely children. I appreciate them so much it hurts. Please enjoy my lazy colored poster of them.
(yes there is an explanation to why and how Richie looks like that, don’t come at me yet bro)
they’re in love, your honor
We’re the losers and we’re winning We are the champions We’re still standing we are the LOSERS
Honestly? 1990s high school reddie? Same
imagine this: trashmouth tozier could be shut up by someone playing with his hair gently and he would talk but in a softer voice and he’d get this sedated smile on his face
like he would place his head on mike’s lap who would silently thread a hand into the wild mess, twirling curls around a pointer finger. the rest of the losers would be bewildered at a sober, quiet richie with half closed eyes and a content smile twitching at the corners of his lips.
so, everyone started doing it.
beverly would attempt to braid the curls whenever they would get high and poor rich would be absently there, the weed making him calmer and the playing of his hair releasing all tension in his body. he would talk in a soft voice, softer than bev would ever imagine was possible, and answer her questions without abrasions of offensive jokes.
ben would use it whenever richie would talk too much and a little too much. (just enough for ben to know something was wrong) “c’mere,” ben would whisper and he’d pull richie close to him before beginning to untangle all the curls with his fingers. richie would continue to fidget until his body slowly relaxed and he would curl up to ben’s side and just cuddle the boy until he was calmer and then, he would ask richie what was wrong.
it took bill awhile to finally do it but he used it when richie caught him in a middle of a breakdown. richie had stormed into bill’s bedroom and caught him holding georgie’s yellow jacket, sobbing violently into it. the boy wrapped his arms around his best friend and started rambling: “i’m sorry big bill i’m sorry georgie got hurt and i’m sorry we couldn’t help him, i’m so-” and bill would look up to see richie tearing up as well and he’d stare at the other boy, unable to say anything so he’d pull richie closer and richie would rub bill’s back and bill would run his hands through richie’s hair. now whenever they notice the other person upset, they’ll do what they know to calm them down.
although, constantly to popular belief, stan was a very affectionate man in private. if he knew the person was clean (and he often got richie to shower at his house how could the boy live in such filth), he’d be wrapped around them like a vine. he’d put on movies and pull richie up into his chest and they’d silently watch the movie, richie’s ear resting against his chest and stan’s hands in his hair. it was the softer part of their relationship, the rarity of silence and contentment. no jokes, no threats, nothing. just the love between them.
and eddie would use it to his advantage, the sly brat. whenever richie would talk or make a mum joke, he’d reach up and tug on the boy’s hair and hiss “beep beep, rich.” if he pulled a little too hard, richie would flush a deep red but the memo was caught. to be honest, eddie loved a silent richie in the middle of the night, especially if he snuck through eddie’s window and eddie knew his mother was still awake. they’d lay in the dead of the night, eddie murmuring softly into the cloth of richie’s t-shirt and richie humming softly as he turn his head into eddie’s hand
they love their trashmouth but sometimes, seeing him quiet and content (and not feeling like he’s talking to just fill silence) is blissful.
Bill:*takes “Taken by 💞🗝Beverly🗝💞” out of bio*
Stan:
My fellow tumblr users, let me introduce to you, one of my fucking favorite gifs. Just take a second. It takes Mike and Stan an EXTREME amount of force to hold Richie back. I would like to point out that Mike works on a farm, and farm work is hard as shit, and makes you hella strong…. You add Stan the mans force as well as beefy farm boy, and they still can BARELY HOLD RICHIE BACK. Don’t mess with a pissed off Richie. anyway, I’m done now
The losers club as things I’ve heard or said before
(ib hella people)
——————
bill:
*slips on ice*
“jESUS CHRIST!…… is a good man”
——————
Richie:
*laying down in his bed*
*whispering* “Richie”
Stan: “I know you did not just whisper your own name to yourself”
——————-
Mike:
*first day at real school*
*gets handed a stack of homework*
“Yeahhhhh this is not something I’m doing”
——————-
Eddie:
*sniffing Clorox wipes*
“Good shit”
___________
Stan:
*in cooking class*
*starts eating ingredients*
*everyone starts yelling at him*
Stan: *with his mouth full* “What?!”
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Ben:
Richie: makes any joke
Ben: stop immediately or I will definitely ruin you
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Beverly:
Bev: *smiling while holding bill’s school ID in her hand* “biiiillll come here I’ve got something for you”
Richie: you sound like a prostitute
Bev: *doesnt stop smiling* *doesn’t even look back at Richie* *slaps Richie*
The Loser’s Club as Things My Friends And I Have Said At Lunch
Beverly: My gender is lesbian. I have no pronouns. Just use pussy as a substitute for he/she/they etc when you’re talking about me.
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Stan: I’m not sure what we’re talking about but I completely disagree with Richie.
____
Person: Hey do you have a pencil?
Stan: No but I have depression.
Person:….
Stan: *staring emotionlessly*
Person: So I’m just gonna go??
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Richie: *tapping his fingers on the table* I don’t think Eddie likes me, guys.
Mike: *slams fist on table and grabs fork* THAT’S IT. IM GONNA SHANK HIM WITH MY FORK.
Richie: *screaming*
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Richie: *sits on Eddie’s lap and wraps his arms around his neck* You’re short, you’re gay, and you’re fucking adorable. Mine now.
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Bill: I am the leader of this school, now bow to me, you worthless hoes.
Mike: *tugging on his sleeve* Bitch, sit down.
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Mike: Those boys are staring at you.
Richie: *still sitting on Eddie’s lap* *turns and waves to the boys with a big ass smile* Is there something in my teeth, heteros?
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Ben: If someone calls me pretty one more time I’m gonna puke
Stan: Jesus richie is that your idea of being smooth?
Richie: you’re one to talk, you’re nowhere near as smooth as I am.
Stan: I am too smooth.
Richie: prove it!
Stan: hey, bill?
Bill: yeah?
Stan:
Bill:
Richie Adjusting His Glasses Compilation
Tozier was a scrawny kid who wore glasses. Ben thought that without them Tozier probably saw every bit as well as Mr Magoo; his magnified eyes swam behind the thick lenses with an expression of perpetual surprise.
Richie bought this for Stan and he wears its every fucking day
Every single “beep beep, Richie” in IT (1990)
Richie: … I did something bad…
Stan: Does it effect me?
Richie: …no
Stan: Then I don’t care
some it hcs
these hcs were basically come up with in a conversation with @itgraphsandcharts so not all will just be my own hcs.
- it may seem like if beverly didn’t jump first, none of them would have, right? not necessarily. i think richie would have eventually pushed eddie resulting in stan pushing richie, leaving stan, bill and ben to walk down instead of jumping off the cliff.
- mike’s favorite midnight snack? those little cheese squares you put on burgers, ya know?
- stan’s midnight snack? he won’t admit it but it’s mac ‘n cheese. shhh don’t tell richie. (@itgraphsandcharts)
- richie’s midnight snacks vary but mostly includes spaghetti. take that whatever way you wish. (@itgraphsandcharts)
- self destructive tendencies? (richie, eddie, stan)
•at richie’s low points he makes seriously hurtful jokes about himself and he ends up believing them in his late-night overthinking
•eddie feels a strong urge to take any pills he sees an ad for because he’s so used to taking basically any pill he sees. he actually ends up buying them occasionally and that ends up in richie flushing them down the toilet and soft movie time afterwards.
•stan rathers to hide some whole other parts of his personality because he’s hidden it this far, what if the others don’t like the change? he actually finds some of richie’s jokes amusing, but.. stan can’t let himself laugh.. he’s too scared to.
- richie’s go-to prank? everytime stan or eddie’s on the phone, richie either 1. moans obnoxiously loudly. 2. says ‘pass the weed’. or 3. “OH MY GOD BILL PUT DOWN THE KNIFE”
- stan can never bring himself to cry during funerals. he cries before and after, but never during. he doesn’t want anyone to see his emotions, he wants to try to stay strong. (@itgraphsandcharts)
- bev always has to kill the spiders. they always end up having to call over bev because stan up and left, mike followed him in a panic, ben shrieked, richie screamed and got on top of the couch, and eddie is screaming while richie holds him up off the floor. bill is sitting on the kitchen counter and calling bev. “bevvvvvv help ussss” he’d talk in a whiny tone and she knows what’s going on at this point
do you and richie ever cuddle ?? or hold hands ? (even just platonically !)
Not really. Not at the same time at least. It’s never a mutual cuddling session going on is what I’m trying to say I guess. Sometimes I fall asleep on him during movie nights though. But he’s usually the more cuddly one, but it’s on his terms…which is usually during really inconvenient moments for me.
-Eddie
hc where stan mike and eddie are on a walk around the hanlon farm and it starts raining like crazy!! but instead of going to a nearby barn the boys decide to jump around and dance in the rain for as long as the rain lasts. once it’s over they go in and sit by the fire in their boxers with loads of blankets and watch Hercules (they all sing along, especially mike, he loves it!!). cute cute cute lil time for them all
I remember some YouTuber tweeting like “TV shows are too political these days old shows like Fresh Prince didn’t have all this sjw bullshit” and like the first episode will and uncle phil talk very sternly about malcom x
hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
reblog if ur blog is anti-nazi
if ur a nazi or neo-nazi or support nazi ideologies let this be a fucking harsh message that ur not welcome on this blog and I hope you get socked in the face