Not A Dream

The post: They should invent a robot that feel pain so that we can make it feel pain forever and thus absolve humanity of sins like some sort of horrible mechanized Jesus

The comments: This happened to my buddy Brian once

Deep sea fish: Today I will eat a shrimp

just a little catgirl in a scary world heem heem whimper

why are they censoring masturbate like that this isn’t tiktok. MASTURBATE. JERK OFF. WHACK IT. FUCK. SEX. see it’s fine

i think it's strange how many people i meet at college who are just like. straight up anti-intellectuals. curtains-are-just-blue "it's not that deep" bros. like babygirl buddy why did you come here

do angel halos buzz like neon gas station signs

hey guys need some advice i just started working at a daycare and the little children just raised their open filthy palms? like tiny daggers up to heaven? is this normal?

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HOW TO DODGE TALENT SHOW DRAFT

i deleted my old tumblr (paxramena) for a fresh start now that im older and more social media-inclined

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woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

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say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

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