Mittoboy - Mitto

Reblog for Marinette’s happiness

Camilo: *Watching Dolores sleep*

Camilo: *Thinking* Oh, she looks so calm and peaceful when she sleeps.

Camilo: *Places a megaphone next to Dolores's face*

Reki: Pinche chamaco caguengue todo castroso hijo de toda tu pinche madre.

Miya: What did you say?

Reki: That I love you as a little brother.

Jacob: You're pretty dumb.

Stanley: Thanks.

Jacob: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Stanley: All I heard was "You're pretty", I'm focusing on the positives in life.

I guess we can’t have nice things 

Just imagine a Marauders AU based on Julie & The Phantoms.

James, Sirius, Remus and Peter would be the band The Marauders. James, Sirius and Remus die intoxicated by eating hot dogs and 25 years later the ghosts appear in the garage of Lily who is a singer depressed by the death of her mother.

Imagine the potential of Lily And The Marauders.

you wanna play truth or dare? here's a truth, you're a sloppy bitch! yeah that's right! let's dance, yippee ki yay motherfu--

Jacob: Go fuck yourself.

Stanley: Fuck me yourself, you coward.

Jacob: *Already taking off his clothes* You asked for this.

Stanley: This is the weirdest foreplay ever.

Diego and Temo fighting for who will enter the bathroom first.

Diego: Well, I must wash my hair!

Temo: You don't even have it so pretty, besides I have a date with Ari.

Diego: Well, Aristóteles doesn't even kiss so well.

Temo: What?

Diego: What?