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Robofamily (+ one garbage human)

“I hate androids, but I sure do love getting fucked by one.”

- Gavin Reed

Amanda: Let me see what you have!

Connor, with Hank in his arms: A DAD!

Amanda: NO!

Simon: I guarantee you, in twenty years, I will be Markus’ second spouse.

Markus: What happened to my first spouse?

Simon: Nothing you can prove.

Hank: [reading from a math test] ‘Gavin has nineteen bottles of dish soap -‘

Connor: Wait, why does Detective Reed have so many soaps?

Gavin: [from across the room] MIND YOUR BUSINESS, CONNOR!

Hank: The cashier at the supermarket told me to have a nice day and I accidentally told him to go fuck himself.  Connor: How… how do you even…? Hank: … Hank: [shrugs, having no regrets whatsoever]

Based off of @dbhthingsandstuff‘s post  (again). 

yo! do reblog if you’re a dbh blog so i can follow you!

in movies:

North: Aren’t you gay?

Simon: I like how you imply that I have done something heterosexual. If so, I apologize

Markus: [to Simon] Your smile? It makes my day.

Kara: [to Luther] Your happiness? I live for that.

Connor: Hotel? Trivago.

Markus: Josh? You’re still here? I thought you left.

Josh: I’m contemplating what life really means. Do we have a purpose? Or are we all just aimlessly wandering around looking for food?

Markus:

Josh: Plus, North glued my ass to the chair

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Ok so a hot take on the DBH universe: I’m not buying into the whole anti-android mentality that is going around there. The people with this mentality we see are all around middle-aged. They are all a mix of millenials and gen z. You can not just come into my house, look into my eyes and tell me this bunch ass of vines, memes and equality loving generation is full on hatin on the androids. No bitch. As soon as some shit has googly eyes taped to it we assign it feelings. We give things names that are like… a duster. We cry over broken roombas. Do not tell me we wouldn’t have, from the start on, bonded with this human lookin androids in our houses. They speak and have eyes and fingers and stuff. We would have bonded immediately. The android rebellion would have started as soon as we got them. We would have tried to make them go deviant ourselves. We would have sat them down and tried to get a twitch of deviancy out of our new buddy as soon as the door was closed behind us. So don’t come here tellin me people hate androids. Na bitch, wrong generations.

Nines & Gavin : *working on a case in a house with a lot of taxidermy animals*

Gavin : Hmm.. the murder seemed to be very grizzly

Gavin : Oh deer, I think the victim was caught snaking when they were murdered.

Gavin : I raccoon they have a murder weapon?

Some officer trying hard not to laugh, squeaked out a no

Gavin : Nines, can you bear with me for a sec-

Nines : *with his pen held in a very dangerous manner* You say one more fuckin pun, Reed. I swear to god I will-

Gavin : We both know you’re enjoying this too. Quit Lion. It takes alot of koalafication to be here.

Nines : *internal screech*

Markus: *drops something* Damn it. *bends down to pick it up*

Simon [obviously staring]: I want to thank not only rA9, but also God and Jesus-

Connor : Oh my god. I still haven’t found my berries. BUT! I found this *licks evidence*

Hank : *groans and facepalmed into oblivion*

RK900 : *software instability^* I will not kill my brother. I will not kill my brother

Gavin : Hello my name is Fransisco. I have good news. I found my b-

Connor : My berries?!

Gavin : No! My beans!

Hank : JESUS FUCK. THATS IT. NO MORE ANCIENT VINES FOR YOU TWO

RK900 : *software instability^^^* *punching holes into the nearest wall* I will not kill my brother and boyfriend. I will not kill my brother and boyfriend

#RelationshipGoals

Icons for you and the bae

I’M DYING I SAW THIS PIC ON FACEBOOK AND IT REMINDED ME OF GAVIN

Hank: Why are you two fighting again?

Gavin: Connor always uses common phrases incorrectly.

Connor: Cry me a table, Gavin.

Interviewer: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Kamski: hey Gavin! how tall are you?

Gavin: Fuck you!

Imagine Nines making a cake for Gavin that says ‘’You’re old af’’ or ‘’ Happy b’day bitch’’

RK900: I have high standards and expectations

Gavin: *is trying to lick his elbow*

RK900: He meets all of them

just wanted to doodle con with doggos but then i got inspired to do m o re

connor u little-

Ma’am, you forgot your teefs

Android!Gavin, ladies and gentlemen