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Latest Posts by nightst0ne - Page 8
Tag yourself, I’m basically all of them but uglier
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… has this been done before?
Here’s another dbh shitpost that nobody asked for ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Kamski is the most interesting character in DBH fight me
No one is screeching about him and it needs to be done so let me just do it for all of you okay I got you we’ll get through this together
- I always thought that he’d left Cyberlife of his own accord, but the gallery description says that he was “dismissed.” What did you do to fall out with Cyberlife buddy?? SOMETHING TO DO WITH ANDROIDS BEING THE “NEXT STEP???” HMM???
- If the android uprising fails, he goes back to Cyberlife. Why? TO MAKE STURDIER DEVIANTS FOR NEXT TIME???
- If what Zlatko says is true, FOR SOME VERY MYSTERIOUS REASON the android’s trackers deactivate once an android becomes deviant. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE ENGINEERED THAT
- Why would you make the LEDs so easy to remove? Or even removable in the first place?? It almost seems like you WANT deviants to be able to hide in plain sight!
- The exit in Connor’s program doesn’t appear to work until he becomes deviant. HOW CONVINIENT THAT WHEN AMANDA NEEDS TO REGAIN CONTROL OF CONNOR THE MOST, HE CAN JUST HIT ESC
- KAMSKI KNOWS WHERE JERICHO IS. HOW AND WHY DOES KAMSKI KNOW WHERE JERICHO IS?? DEVIANTS APPARENTLY ONLY SHARE THE LOCATION WITH THOSE THAT THEY TRUST SO KAMSKI EITHER HAS A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE DEVIANTS OR HE SET UP JERICHO HIMSELF
- Deviants are taking over Detroit. Where’s the guy who made them? Does he have anything to say? Is he shocked? Concerned? Oh please! He’s not even surprised! Or even remotely interested! HE’S MESSING ABOUT IN HIS POOL
- *Sends Carl an android to take care of him* “Surprise! It’s super-advanced, one-of-a-kind and if you nurture it enough (Which I know you will - I obviously know you on some level because I own one of your paintings!) it’ll lead a rebellion!”
- Names a basic DEVIANCY TEST after himself I MEAN REALLY
ELIJAH KAMSKI IS A CRAFTY LITTLE MAN AND NOBODY IS GIVING HIM THE CREDIT OR ATTENTION THAT HE DESERVES
Yeah Im crabby. You wanna know why Im crabby?
guys i fucken love gavin reed
Dbh as Starsigns
Aries: Jerry
Taurus: Jerry
Gemini: Jerry
Cancer: Jerry
Leo: Jerry
Virgo: Jerry
Libra: Jerry
Scorpio: Jerry
Sagittarius: Jerry
Capricorn: Jerry
Aquaries: Jerry
Pisces: Jerry
Ralph: Ralph is not bad
Us:
Connor: Hank you can’t keep drinking like this!
Hank: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FROM ME
Connor: THATS MY O P I N I O N
Sumo: borf?
RK900: I’m stone cold. Unbreakable. A true Ice King.
Gavin: *smiles*
RK900: im a mess someone help im gay
Detroit: Become Human AU where everything is the same, but Markus converts other androids with kisses on the cheek.
AU where Cole lives
Cole: Hey, what’s going on with my hair today?
Hank: Daddy’s gonna do it up all pretty, with flowers.
Cole: Not you, right?
Connor: Nope, other Daddy.
Cole: Oh thank god.
Canon: Valak is just Marilyn Manson in disguise
Tough morning huh Reed XD
SAX-A-BOOM
1…2…3…4…1…2…3…
mothaf*@&er!!
This song has been stuck in my head all day. May you be cursed the same 😆😆😆
Markus: *bursts into the room, startling Connor*
Connor: Jesus!
Markus: Close, but not quite right.
when connor does the thing™️ with his face
reblog if you agree
simon is the most beautiful android in all of detroit agreed
instant shutdown
i figured a comic wouldnt do it justice. for you anon you put the idea in my head i couldnt ignore
I’d take Connor to the movies, but they don’t allow snacks in.
We seriously need a sequel of d:bh just for RK900
Follow us @anxietyproblem
Hank: *drops a plate*
Hank, an edgy millenial: well that shattered like my hopes, dreams, and will to live
Connor, a poor android: Lieutenant???
Reblog if you need this energy
