When A Character Has A Shirtless Scene And They Have Washboard Abs And No Sign Of Any Belly Fat Not Even

The Avengers 2012 era where everyone was happy and living in avengers Tower was the best and it always will be the best

Thor loves pop tarts, Clint was hanging out in the vents, Natasha was the mom friend of the team, Toby and Bruce did science together, Steve was team golden retriever, other characters like Sam, Bucky, Peter, Rhodey, Vision and Wanda all lived in the tower too and even Loki was there playing pranks

It was the best time ever and everyone in the fandom was having so much fun

No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and the upside down, on the floor, on the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, mind blogging, soul snatching, over stimulating, vile, sloppy, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bine breaking, world ending, black whole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, back worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, throat blasting, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango and I’d still bounce on it. <3

So your clit is... where exactly??

I can't help but think about all the grunting that will happen in that fight scene... 🫠🖤

i have an addiction

I love men who moan, men who whimper unashamedly in your ear. Men who sob, men who cry, men who bite your neck, your shoulder because you feel so good they can't help but drool a little, men who beg "Please baby, you feel so good", their pretty eyes crystallize, men who like to overstimulate themselves by continuing to come in and out of you, with broken grunts and a scratchy throat.

but your honor he's my quinquagenarian pudgy-bellied dewy-eyed skrunkly pathetic joel-joel teddy bear meow-meow, what do you MEAN he's a violent murderous monster who's committed horrible crimes

Okay I can’t take it anymore someone fuck me

im not okay