Call Me A Good Girl And My Brain Will Short Circuit

So your clit is... where exactly??

“What made you so wet?”

You literally threatened me with a knife and slapped me wdym

Please be normal

“Hey! How are you”

Sick. And tired. Actually ill and sleepy.

Also fucking horny I’m ovulating and have no energy to do anything so I cry

when a character has a shirtless scene and they have washboard abs and no sign of any belly fat not even a little bit

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

he is so me fr

i wanna lick the grime, and sweat, and dirt, and blood off of every inch of his body and i’m unafraid to say it.