The Greatest Proof Of Macdennis Canon Isn't All The Psychosexual Shit The Two Of Them Have Going On,

mac's love for dogs, who are seen as companions and often deemed "a man's best friend", contrasting his parents' physical and emotional absences in his childhood vs. charlie's love for cats, who are typically solitary creatures, contrasting bonnie's overbearing parenting that suffocated him.

can’t justify anymore time on this but i love my babies

Some of my Ted headcanons since I apparently got inspired by Joey's ones for him 🐐

Very hairy, mostly upper body tho

Polish heritage

Unlike Pete who does know Polish, Ted only knows basic phrases and words

He uses this to pick up women and thinks it's cool to know multiple languages (if you're from Europe, you know it's kinda not)

He does know it enough to communicate with Pete when the boy calls him and has to be discreet (Pete makes sure Ted understands him)

Has a goat hoof shaped birthmark that every single Spankoffski that has ever lived has. Both him and Pete have it on their right forearm

Was made fun of cause of the birthmark so he hates goats

Lives in a two bedroom apartment with Pete near his work

When he needs to drive Pete to school, he makes Pete pay him

The money doesn't stay with him tho, as he puts it in Pete's snack fund that he gives him every day before school

Ted pays for the snack fund himself

Plays Europop loudly when in his car, embarrassing Pete whenever they drive together

Music taste stuck in early 2000s, doesn't know modern artists at all (pretends to know when he needs to pick up women

Owns fedoras and Panama hats

Owns way too many summery button ups with hideous prints

Bisexual but leans towards women

Likes the color yellow, especially mustard yellow

Seen as the fuck up in his family, Pete is the only one who cares about him (Pete was a do-over baby for their parents)

Only one with his own office at CCRP cause he has no shame and annoys his coworkers constantly (can't be fired cause he's one of their lab rats, ofc)

Dog person

Gets Jenny flashbacks constantly and drinks to forget

His theme song is Lady Mustache by Tape Five

i don’t think i posted this but he’s yearning :(

redbubble

tomorrow's not coming

i can't hold onto angst for too long bc ella ashmore should never be sad ever again so consider this as well

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

My ability to make everything about my special interest (It's always sunny) should be studied frfr,,,, I could be watching literally anything and one of my first thoughts will be "how can I make this about Sunny?" asdsyhjuguguj,,, the blorbos will not leave me alone

Right now I'm writing a Sunny x Severance cross-over fanfic which started out as just a jokey silly idea, but has now evolved into a multi-chapter story with so many plotlines and details and references to both shows that it's sometimes hard to keep up :DD And I have so many more Sunny cross-over fic ideas after I'm done with this aafshffjggj the grind never stops,,,

Recently I also rewatched TGWDLM and I realised how similar Ted and Mac are to each other,,, they're both religious, they both do karate type moves, they both quote Borat and they're both assholes asdsyfhgh

I don't know what the point of this post is, I'm just haunted by the gang no matter how hard I try to get into other pieces of media adfdyfyghj,,, not that I'm complaining, of course :>

He makes me so ill,,, He just wants affection aaaaa!!! My evil blorbo come back to me meow.

macdennis - affection

save me family fight iasip episode. family fight iasip episode save me.