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the gang as babies

they’re so cute someone shoot me please 😭💔

also, peep the drawn on tattoos on mac’s arms (charlie drew them) they’re so tuff 💪

Boy Jerry doodles because it's that time of year again where I become obsessed with drawing him for like a Week and then Forget him completely Amen

I hate him I need to kill him with big rocks and Sticks!!!!!!!! (Also yes this was heavily inspired by my previous doodleboard Post so if you recognize some of them, I only Plagiarized myself)

if the sniggles had Tumblr

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just saw this sniggle next to me straight up sleeping on the job?? straight up not even eyes open sleeping. is blinky slacking right now or is his eye broken or what???

🪻 onlyafeweyes Follow

hey op. is the sniggle okay?? I had a friend who dozed off on the job and he got fucking smited. pls update

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oh yeah he's dead now lol. dw he was a bitch idrc

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hot take but I don't think pokotho should've incorporated hidgens's song into inevitable...

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okay??? fuck you?????

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hatchetfield should stop putting all these skinny bitches in the honey queen festival. gimme some chubby ladies. some plus sized baddies.

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real and true. reblog

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make honey queens fat again

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'wiggly could only take root in america' I mean if we turned him into tea we could probably get the british too tbh. who's up for black fridaying the british

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you just didn't like made in america. gonna smite you rq

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TF IS WILBUR CROSS DOING ON MY POST??? IM SO SORRY KING I LOVE YOU SM NO OFFENSE INTENDED

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what is this place? who are you all talking about? who are the lords in black?

⬜️ qu33n-in-whitedeactivated262789

HANNAH YOU NEED TO LEAVE HERE RIGHT NOW

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how the fucky-wucky did you even get accounts here?

Been thinking about how “never getting rid of me” from Waitress is so Charlie coded

Macdennis + strangers

Preface (please read!):

This one's pretty fucked up gang. TW for UNNATURALLY BENT/BROKEN/DISLOCATED LIMBS.

This is based on a one-off phrase by Jon Matteson in his TGWDLM watch party during Let It Out where he said "Was that bones breaking?" I'm assuming he meant bones cracking, as in the sound, but this got me thinking of an interpretation of Let It Out in which Pokotho breaks Paul's bones to make him pose and dance.

i found this ‘almost kissing’ art meme from 2012 and was immediately like woah that’s so macden-coded

anyway, NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE, THEY’VE BEEN IN LOVE THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME

expandable version under the cut:

got bored and started imagining if dennis had social media

Feast or Famine

I'm a day late but happy Black Freiday Starkid!!!

Starkid love <3 (also featuring TCB)

Song is Galactic Love by Jim and the Povolos

Storytime!

Okay but Luke 22:39-44 but it’s Grace during cool as I think I am reprise preparing to sacrifice her chastity

Like “Father, if you are willing, take this cup from me; yet not my will, but yours be done.”

hello?

HELLO?!????

ik john is considerably less doomed by wilbur than curt is by owen but everyone just go with it for the sake of the joke. in my head john is haunted by wilbur so it works out.

also lowkey i be drawing curt the exact same way i used to draw clark kent but everyone dont focus on that aight

The Gang being Dennis’ tether... He cuts them off, but he always comes back because, when he’s untethered…

mac being mean to dennis for 2 minutes and 23 seconds <3

i just think it’s so brilliant that the show about emotionally stunted codependent losers is also the longest running live action american sitcom.

i don’t think i’ll ever be able to articulate this fully but. they could have very easily made something short and cynical. something strictly satirical. something like veep, or arrested development, which, don’t get me wrong, are both shows i love, but they are shows where the audience just laughs at the main characters’ misery. and yeah, most of it is that. most of it is traumatized kids who aren’t kids anymore drinking themselves to death in a dive bar. but it’s also mac coming out to his dad after so many years of shame and dennis finally getting something for valentine’s day and dee telling a joke that actually lands and charlie alone in the rain until he isn’t and all of them walking off of that mountain together with their arms wrapped around each other. sometimes it’s that. but you only notice those brief, saccharine moments when you’ve been watching something long enough — living with something long enough — to do so, and suddenly you’re crying on the couch because dennis bought mac a dog even though dennis hates dogs. i would take something breathing, something with empathy over something bitingly satirical and efficient and short any day of the week.

there is probably nothing in that crate outside, but hey, let’s look in it anyway. there’s a stain on this wall and it looks like a miracle.

just a heads up for all writers out there!

I was recently told AO3 is currently being plagued by bots that comment on people’s works and falsely claim their fics were AI generated. and I can see how vile and discouraging hearing that is for authors who put so much time, effort and dedication into creating their fics.

now listen to me, if you ever get a comment like this on your work, please please please please know that they’re most definitely bot who comments the same thing on dozens of people’s works at random without ever reading the works. at all. they just copy and paste the same script onto random fics, any fic they come across.

they’re bots with malicious intentions, and they most certainly want you to lose motivation and/or delete your works. DON’T GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT.

if you ever get a comment like this, just delete the comment and/or report it to AO3.

remember that their comments don’t mean your works look “AI generated”. it only means these bots come across your fic and leave the same copy and pasted comment on it like they do to other writers.

don’t let them make you question yourself. they’re nothing but spam bots. YOU are a writer and you are fucking awesome.

Hints that Glenn wrote something in a script:

Obnoxious punctuation and terrible grammar

Quadulent thrusters

the concept of dennis falling too early and mac falling too late and them just missing each other as dennis got sick of their codependency while mac finally came out of the closet for good ..

charlie kelly one of those characters of all time where he's so complex but also deceptively simple so everyone can relate to him if they want to. you think he's asexual? he is!! you think he loves to fuck? he does!! or maybe his relationship to sex is too complex to put in a simple sentence? absolutely! you believe he's a trans man? of course! you think she's transfemme? just look at "the gang solves the bathroom problem"! you think they "dont do gender" or "doesn't identify"? that's quite literally canon!! boyfriend to some, girlfriend to others, they have the range!! you think of him as a sweet, silly little guy? he's in fact a lovable rascal. you prefer to think of him as an amoral disgusting violent man? he's in fact also that. whatever you think of charlie kelly, you're probably right and that's delightful to me

Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday

Deleted the prev version because there were some big hookup issues bugging me. But here is the Thrill of First Love macdennis cut

Sure, Paul might be Pokey's trophy, as he's the titular guy who didn't like musicals, but Emma is the one Pokey hates the most.

The opening number (and Emma's presence in it) points to the entirety of TGWDLM being an in-universe musical to lure new members to the hive (in the form of us, the audience). So Emma and Paul are only being puppeted to echo their resistances, over and over and over.

Paul is distressed the whole time, but he's also a hero, he tries to save everyone (and fails, of course), while Emma is left to bleed and limp and scream. She's puppeted in a mockery of her fear and agony. Other deaths are bloodier, but hers is drawn out.

And this makes perfect sense for Pokey. What's the main thing we know about him?

He hates any voice that isn't his own.

Paul is outspoken about disliking musicals, but otherwise is a pretty passive guy. He doesn't make waves or stand out, he's too shy to even ask Emma out until the end of the world.

Emma is loud, opinionated, defiant. She has a very distinct voice.

Paul escapes Pokey for so long because he just doesn't like musicals, helping him avoid the traps that probably caught most of the townsfolk early on. If he liked musicals, or even tolerated them, he'd probably have been consumed by the goo pretty quickly.

Emma actively defies the hive. She starts the story in a job where she is literally required to sing and dance, and instead of just going with it she says fuck you and quits. She even clarifies that she could do it if she wanted, but she just doesn't want to.

Pokey has constructed the entire show to lure in new victims and also torture Emma specifically. In this essay I will

one thing that’s so important to me and is the fact that originally in The Nightman Cometh, Mac was supposed to be Dayman

like if we’re accepting that the Nightman is at the very least a representation of Charlie’s stresses and discomforts from his life, much less a pretty accurate 1to1 from a specific person, then the idea that Dayman, who fights off the Nightman, who is a master of karate and friendship, was supposed to be portrayed by Mac, who is Charlie’s oldest friend, genuinely makes my heart ache

You know, since it's Pride Month (and also I miss them), I feel like reminding everyone how fucking important Ruby and Sapphire were.

The way they were both unambiguously conceived as queer characters and let the writers make an established character queer retroactively. The fact that as soon as they share the screen, they immediately show how in love they are, without any ambiguity to please the censors, and they do that almost every episode they're in.

How their relationship isn't always 100% perfect, and they do conflict and fall out, but make up in the end because they genuinely love each other. How they were allowed to be iconic parts of the show, not just through being the focus of two of its most famous songs (Stronger Than You and Here Comes A Thought) but also through the book version of The Answer.

The fact they got the first gay kiss...

...and the first gay wedding in the history of kid's TV.

The way their reception showed networks that yes, people do enjoy media with queer characters, and so they contributed to many other series with prominent LGBTQ characters getting greenlit.

I honestly don't think it's exaggerating to say they're among the most important queer characters in the history of fiction for all that. And people need to say it more, and demand stuff like them more.

Everything I do, I do it for you

GLENN……….

Chapter 9 of The Gang Gets Severed is out now!! It's inspired by one of my favourite Sunny episodes, Chardee Macdennis!! I had a lot of fun with this one. Maybe a bit too much fun, since it's 5,2k words long :DDD I got carried away, I just had too many fun ideas and I wanted to do them all afgdgusbdu,,,, I promise the next chapters won't be as long haha :DD

Irving Bailiff + Seth Milchick + The Myth of Prometheus