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Rolling

Rating: M (There’s smut, kids! No one under 18!)

Request: Stoner!Cal. It’s a lot, guys. Inspired by that picture. Includes a very light bit of choking (not really enough to mention but still mentioning it) and unprotected sex (remember, don’t do that!).

Word Count: 2k

The playlist that Calum made with moments like this in mind is fading into background noise as your thoughts drift and your eyes focus on the tendrils of smoke pouring past his lips. You can’t remember what assignment you’d been stressed about only a few hours earlier as you watch the way his tongue darts out to wet his bottom lip and you can’t say that you mind.

His fingers are gentle against your skin, tracing the few pieces of ink he can reach with only your legs thrown over his lap, as he takes another hit and turns his head to face you. When he sees your eyes already on him, Calum grins and holds the joint out for you to take. When you shake your head, he hums thoughtfully before he places it in the ashtray, nudges your legs from his lap, and reaches out for you, his calloused fingers warm against your skin. He gently tugs until you’re situated on his lap before he moves one hand to cup your cheek, his palm gentle against your skin, and allows the other to drop to the top of your thigh.

“Hi,” he hums, a grin on his lips as you lean in and press your forehead to his.

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Me in biology class

you're the yellow bird that i've been waiting for

pairing: luke/ashton, michael/calum (minor)

summary: Ashton knew this whole timer thing was absolutely ridiculous. He knew there had to be flaws in the whole ‘your timer will stop when you look your soulmate in the eyes for the very first time’ thing. After all the timers have been around since practically forever. There’s bound to be cracks in such an ancient system.

He just would’ve preferred it if the universe hadn’t confirmed his suspicions by pulling this stupid stunt.

This stupid stunt being Ashton sitting on the couch, in front of his TV at 2 am in the morning, watching MTV, staring dumbly at his timer that has just hit zero. The flickering lights of the TV throw shadows over the thin white lines of the zeros and no matter how Ashton holds his arm, the zeros stay.

or, ashton discovers a flaw in the soulmate system and spends the upcoming years pining over someone who doesn’t know he exists.

a/n: this fic is something ive been working on for the past few weeks and that couldn’t have existed without the help of my always amazing squad (femmeashton, punkcaluhm, pizzawithlashton and mpregashton) <3333

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HOW DO YOU PUT LINKS IN UR BIO?!??! i've been trying but idk how

you gotta type out the html code !! so text :)

if your stomach’s sensitive because of anxiety, by all means spread out the food you eat over the course of the day instead of having large meals, just don’t…not eat.  you will go into hypoglycemic shock and that will suck.

a lot of people forget about color correcting or don’t know how helpful it is:

green concealer: cancels out red blemishes, scars, scratches, rosy cheeks, rosacea etc

orange concealer: cancels out blue undertones such as 5 o'clock shadows, bruises, hickeys, dark circles. (orange primers are also good for freckles and any ashiness in medium to dark skin tones)

purple concealer: neutralizes yellow skin complexions or yellow bruises.

always color correct before applying foundation and never after, it changes the tone of your base. your welcome

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

//she sits at home with the lights out//

 1  -  2  -  3

4  -  5  -  6

7  -  8  -  9

dresses to conquer the world in:

001 - 002 - 003

004 - 005

006 - 007

click on the number of the dress you like best!

Mommmmmm do you know of any good abo fanfics on ao3????

i’ve literally read only 2 abo fics, as far as i rmr

one of them was gifted to me on ao3, the other i found on google http://archiveofourown.org/works/2015421