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A serial killer murdered and buried you, unbeknownst to him you’re immortal. You spend the rest of his life tormenting him by pretending to be a ghost.

The Grim Reaper is no longer able to claim lives directly. Instead, when your time is up a mark appears on your body and it is the duty of every other person to kill you on sight.

You’re a fledgling hero who has just found yourself a talking magical sword. She’s got no real combat experience either, but she does have a lot of moxie and is incredibly pleased to finally have a wielder.

Uncertainties

Maybe I’m just not good enough.

Maybe I never was.

Maybe I never will be. 

Who knows? Because I sure don’t. 

I wish I could just say fuck it and stop caring, but that just isn’t me. Not anymore, at least. 

I don’t know what to do.

I’m tired. 

❤❤❤

Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

Why do you like sharks?

Game of Beds (via asillyfrog)

It happens all too often, especially among people on the autism spectrum, to argue for really stupid things.

The Amazing Mr Karls And His Adorable Game/Nap Buddies

Photos by Kitty Adventure Rescue League & Sanctuary

When you wake up from a long nap and don’t know what year it is.

Video by Barnaby

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

Aliens have invaded and are taking over. Their technology, intelligence, and power is unstoppable. They just didnt plan on one thing: The old gods returning.

You wake up one Sunday to discover that your idiot neighbour Jerry has declared your suburban street to be an independent republic, erected barricades and commandeered your VW camper van as a mobile base of operations for the provisional government.

You are oblivious to the fact that war has broken out, because you have filtered everything out from your news and social media containing the words star or wars until you see the movie.

You love fighting this villian. Because even thought he has immense powers he’s quite fun to actually battle, quite chill when you thwart his plans, and a bit incompetent when it comes to villiany. The problem is that now his mother is here.

I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

Based on a drawing prompt by @drawing-prompt-s Pretend you’re grabbing a ball, and fill that ball with energy from your aura. What does your aura ball look like?

~I love everything that involves Auras and energie, it’s a lot of fun to draw. Mine is green and the energy is always moving and froms sometimes to little lightnings. It looks very uncontrollable, but also very pretty

(via BoringEnormous)

Carl Sagan, who would’ve been 83 today, on the power of books and why reading is essential for democracy. 

Terraforming Mars

These appeared in the hospital today.

 Isn’t it funny how on TV : 1) getting shot in the shoulder is always treated like it’s a minor flesh wound. It’s not like you’ve probably sustained serious or even permanent damage to your arm, or even gone through your lung…nope. 2) People are always dying of some vague infectious disease that’s only hinted at. I mean, it’s probably TB, but still, it’d be nice to get some closure. 3) People catching something after a walk in the rain and then dying. 4) Cardiac arrest is like, totally NBD. A couple of (really badly performed) pumps on the chest, and the victim is up and talking as if they didn’t just drop dead. Like, if you’ve really just arrested, you’ve probably got 5 broken ribs, an ET tube in your throat and you’ve just earned yourself a ticket to ITU.

Net Neutrality

Dutch “Cuddly Owl” finally caught on video. This bird has been cuddling the citizens of this town for a while. It likes to land and stomp on people’s heads.

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“My domain is time,” said the Genie. “Instead of three wishes, you get three decisions. Go back and choose again.”