Whoops Did It Again

Please I would like more billy spilling tea.(also this batkid au is so fun you are amazing)

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND

(Thank you! I've had this idea for a while so I'm very excited to be able to yell about it!)

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Billy, half naked on top of Bruce Wayne's car: Superman punched Green Arrow today

Damian, getting out of Bruce Wayne's car: Oh?

Billy, slowly sliding off the car: It's cause he was bragging about the fact that he had sex with your dad

Damian:

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Billy, duct tapped to the wall: Robin stabbed Green Lantern and called him a little bitch, and now Hank is crying

Damian, duct tapping Billy to the wall: Good for Robin.

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Billy, covered in swamp water: Have you seen Damian?

Cass: *signing* No, why?

Billy: I need to tell him about how Barry accidentally poisoned Diana

Cass:

Cass: *signing* I am intrigued

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Billy, wearing a strangely fancy suit: Hi, Mr. Wayne sir, can you tell Damian that Hank and Iris are fighting at Denny's tommorow at three a.m?

Bruce:

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Billy, stuck in a sleeping bag: Superman said that Jon was an angel and Robin was going to burn in hell

Jon, also stuck in a sleeping bag: Nice

Duke, Damian, Cass: *Laughing*

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Shazam (Billy): Damian said you guys were over rated nerds

Shazam (Billy): Except Diana.

Green Arrow (Oliver Queen): Are you spilling tea, or delivering a message

Shazam (Billy):

Flash (Barry Allen): Don't answer that

Damian Wayne: Father, I have decided that we need to make Harleen Quinzel an official member of the Bat Family.

Bruce Wayne: Why?

Damian Wayne: Ever since she ended her toxic relationship with the Joker, I feel like she is turning over a new leaf and becoming a better person.

Bruce Wayne: You met her pet hyenas.

Damian Wayne: I met her pet hyenas.

“whatcha got there?”

“a smoothie”

john telling billy to get beer for him from the local liquor (forgetting that billy is a minor in the process) is something that i think he’d do

its the abandonment issues, dw

Every member of the Justice League has the shared instinct to parent Billy Batson, except Billy Batson does not want to be parented which has resulted in multiple fights between almost the entire League vs. one ten year old who refuses to take a nap and eat a sandwich

Jason is really trying to distance himself as Bruce’s kid, when his name literally has ‘son’ in it.

Peak son behavior

batfam be like WE HAVE TO CAREFULLY DECIDE WHO WILL CONTINUE THE BATMAN MANTLE and flashfam be like everybody gets to be the flash

Ratchet is hosting a Zoom call and chaos ensues

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FINALLY (i tried to get this out as soon as possible)