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john telling billy to get beer for him from the local liquor (forgetting that billy is a minor in the process) is something that i think he’d do
what about the 10 year old’s pet tiger and the taxi driver to the mean bisexual lol
Sometimes a friend group is a hot wizard, a 10 year old boy and a mean bisexual
The Shazam fandom just unanimously decided John Constantine and Billy Batson would be friends. Like there are barely any proper cannon interactions, but we kinda just grabbed both of them by the collar and said “Now HUG” and that’s kinda beautiful.
Damian Wayne: Father, I have decided that we need to make Harleen Quinzel an official member of the Bat Family.
Bruce Wayne: Why?
Damian Wayne: Ever since she ended her toxic relationship with the Joker, I feel like she is turning over a new leaf and becoming a better person.
Bruce Wayne: You met her pet hyenas.
Damian Wayne: I met her pet hyenas.
Billy Batson memes bc im in the mood-
God I swear I already wrote this hc once upon a time but I can’t find it for the life of me so!
Billy Batson, young and homeless, is looking to make some extra cash to survive starts working at Whiz radio station. He gets bounced around doing various odd jobs but gets roped into taking over the nightly superhero hour when everyone else comes down sick. Bill doesn’t quite know what to do, he’s not great with words and hasn’t been to school in years. So he just starts talking from the heart.
Billy talks about heroes, not just as paragons and icons but real live people being expected to shoulder the world. He brings up the various charities and causes heroes support and how ordinary citizens can be heroes in their own way. He never directly comments on current politics but instead speaks of morality and philosophy, not as a highly educated adult but a deeply empathetic child who has seen the worst the world has to over and continues to smile.
It’s an instant hit and Billy is brought on semi-permanently. He’s popular enough the radio forgives his odd hours and occasional absences and politely overlooks the fact that he ought to be in school/foster care. They give him a microphone that distorts his age and call him the Wizard. The show becomes so popular that it extends beyond Fawcett City and soon is being uploaded online and being broadcast around the country and behind. And some heroes listen in too. Barry listens to the program on his morning jog, it invigorates him to do better and makes him re-evaluate his role as a hero. Bruce will have it quietly in the background when he’s feeling low on a bad case to remind himself that all his efforts and suffering have meaning. Clark leans back in his chair at the Daily Planet and wonders how a civilian from the Midwest can understand the burden of heroism.
Billy is doing his program when the producer knocks on the glass window in a panic. Superman is here and wants to interview with Billy. Bill is freaking out, thinking he’s been caught but the first thing Supes does is gently cradle Billy’s small hands in his own and thank him for being a source of kindness and inspiration. Superman is thrown at first that the Wizard is a child, an obviously hardliving one at that, but presses on. The Man of Steel notoriously hard to interview but he chats easily with Billy, answering questions and debating morality and cause/effect of heroes and villains. The interview goes viral and soon even more heroes are stopping by.
Green Arrow comes and screams into the mic about the abuse of the government on underprivileged people. Wonder Woman and the Wizard have a fascinating, in depth discussion on gods and belief as both prove to be a wealth of obscure knowledge. One of the Robins comes and talks about kids in the hero biz and some unnnamed British man who keeps getting his swears bleeped out gives a kind of magic 101 which mostly translates to “don’t (bleep)ing mess with it”. Everyone wants to know who the Wizard is but his identity is locked down tight, first by Whiz radio, who knows they’ll be in trouble with child labor laws and the Justice League who has become obsessed with this kid. Many have wanted to adopt the precious bean to the detriment of Billy’s blood pressure.
Everyone always asks why Captain Marvel hasn’t come by for a visit. He’s so friendly and open and operates directly out of Fawcett City. Cap is sweating at the Watchtower when his friends are talking about the latest show and gently berating him for not interviewing. Billy is grimacing as his producer makes him ask, on air, if the Cap would show up for a chat. He just wanted to make a little bit of extra cash in his off hours and now he’s kind of an international sensation and unofficial hero whisperer. Maybe Constantine can help him with a sort of duplication spell?
a shazam and robin book called the 'batsons'. dc where's my paycheck
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHOENIX WRIGHT
Train to nowhere, At least you’re there
For the #finishinfinitytrain hashtag event on twitter!! twitter
the whole running gag about scott lang as the idiot along for the ride in the wider mcu is a lot funnier when you think about how scott lang canonically has a higher education than most of the avengers.
Dc: Fans made wayne family adventure comics surpass regular dc comics
what’s your favorite canon moment of Rusame?
I think I’m partial to the classics.
Like it’s all kind of a fun game to them. They’re just interested in seeing how they can best the other.
Send me ship asks
Hal, honey, do you wanna talk?
AU where the court stenographer writes Steel Samurai fanfic and one time when listening to Narumitsu yell innuendos at each other during court, they get inspiration for their Magisteel fic.
Whilst this would normally go completely unnoticed, the fact that the Chief Prosecutor is a huge Steel Samurai nerd means that he notices when things he’s said in court start being quoted by the Evil Magistrate in the fic he’s reading…
some trucy (and apollo) roleswap sketches, based on some designs by @mogoliz!
Heres a DSMP Ace Attorney AU ive been working on with some people on twt >:)
L'manberg presidential debate gave me some AA vibes when rewatching and i had to draw it immediately
Tweet by dumbbeezie: Gif your birth year and that’s your Met Gala outfit
pls give me the todorokis (rei, enji, the four siblings and their significant others) on a vacation
seeing as i havent had one in years now i dont think im the one to write this aha but just imagine touya pulling up with the number 2 hero and enji's co-worker, fuyumi with the number 5 hero miruko, natsuo with the heir of fucking one for all and leader of the biggest villain group in the country, aaaand shoto with enji's biggest rival's successor
it'd be great. just the four todoroki siblings vibing and existing, knowing that's enough to stress out their shitty father
Jason is really trying to distance himself as Bruce’s kid, when his name literally has ‘son’ in it.
Peak son behavior
instead of shoving jason’s storyline into an already full young justice season they should just make a bat family animated show where it’s just batman and his kids dealing with their drama. I’d watch the shit out of that.
its the abandonment issues, dw
Every member of the Justice League has the shared instinct to parent Billy Batson, except Billy Batson does not want to be parented which has resulted in multiple fights between almost the entire League vs. one ten year old who refuses to take a nap and eat a sandwich
not enough ppl talk about the fact that a Lot of people in-universe think batman is dating bruce wayne
Oliver: Here kid, buy yourself a candy bar or something
Billy:
Billy: This is $100, what the fuck kind of candy bar am I supposed to buy with this?
Barry: Wow man, who just gives a 10-year-old 100 bucks?
Bruce, quickly tucking $100 back into his pocket: Yeah, that's ridiculous
surely someone has made this before
