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Latest Posts by peppermint-ad - Page 4
I will always find solace in the fact that Billy Batson is too poor to be an iPad kid.
Hal: Oh just so you know, it’s very muggy outside.
Bruce:
Bruce: Hal, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn
Hal: *sips coffee from bowl*
The JL (specifically Bruce) kept sending notifications whenever Billy was at someone’s house and was about to sleep in. Billy got more house invites and with the house invites because the JL wanted him to sleep over at their places badly. And because of this, Billy got more nonsense calls/emergencies/missions. The JL (unintentionally) created a problem for the boy.
I feel like John won by accident because Billy was just tired from all the nonsense notifs that came everytime he was at someone’s house. Once John (unknowing of the rule) invited Billy over to the House of Mystery/his house/or something, Billy was like “fuck manners, im fucking tired from JL shit” and slept
(or billy knew and he wanted john to win,,, who knows)
Due to the amount of League members who wanted to adopt/foster Billy Batson, A rule was created. Whoever gets Billy to fall asleep and spend the night at their house, gets to keep him.
Bruce thought he won when Billy fell asleep on one of his many couches. However, Dick bursted in saying how ‘he had to see his new baby brother’; prompting Billy to wake up and leave. Afterwards, Bruce would not talk to Dick for 3 days.
Clark came close when Jon and Billy were about to have a sleepover, but urgent JL notification came in. Meaning both Clark and Billy had to leave. Clark still thinks the notification was a set up by Bruce. (It was)
Diana claimed to win, but after some investigation it was found that Billy had spent the night at Themyscira, not Diana’s actual house.
Almost every member of the JL has tried. None has succeed.
Sinestro: We have your son.
Hal: I don't have a son.
Sinestro: Then who is this? He's asking me to watch something called JoJo's Bizzare Adventure with him. It looks quite amusing.
Hal: *gasps* tHEY HAVE KYLE!
Ah shit….
Here we go again
I miss these dumbasses
Kofi ♥️
whoops did it again
i got galaxy vans today and now call them “The Billy Kaplan Vans”
ok DC fans. We’ve had AU fics about the JL finding out that Batman has kids. That he’s not always a terrifying demon but is actually soft with his 55 Found Family members. We’ve had them, and let me tell you, I’ll gladly read 13643 iterations of that same plot. Love them. Send any reading recs my way.
BUT
WHERE are the fics where the JL finds out that Hal Jordan is, among other things, a universal legend.
Imagine an AU in which the JL know literally nothing about Hal’s outer space exploits (much like the ‘JL meets the Batfam’ fics are set in AUs where no one knows anything of Gotham or Batman outside the JL). Imagine that all Earth’s heroes know about the Green Lantern Corps is that they’re interplanetary space cops, and that sometimes Hal needs to ‘report for duty’, assumedly stopping volcanic eruptions or evacuating alien citizens from a doomed planet. When asked, Hal confirms that those are among the things he does.
But then they start to get more space missions, and coincidentally learn more about the GL corps.
More specifically that Hal - the comeback king, the irresponsible, goofy, mildly irritating/extremely annoying guy on the team that rarely takes orders and never shuts his mouth, is one of the most highly revered beings among the known star systems??
This dude steps into a bar in Sector who-knows-where, uses constructs to block every exit and announces his name, the patrons are practically yelling the information he needs. Citizens cheer when he lands on certain planets. Also, the guy has been dead so many times. He has become pure will (which destroyed an enemy planet) and has even been Corps Leader. He’s broken the limitations of the ring so regularly that the JL assumed that all GLs could just do the things he does. Nope!
There are some other gems too. For a man with no regard for rules, his best friend is his old drill sergeant? Wait, are you telling us that this ‘Sinestro’ guy, the Joker to the Green Lantern’s Batman, personally trained Hal???? Hal, be honest here, are you a reformed hero????? Why are people so scared of you???? I thought you were just some guy with anime magic jewellery???????
“Hey whose that DC character with the black hair and blue eyes?”
poor tim, he just wanted to show off for once
tim rocking up to family dinner, new boyfriend in tow, thinking that he’s going to be the center of attention that night only for jason to simply be there and therefore steal the spotlight. absolutely horrible how dare he.
Ive been playing Apollo justice... Love that funny little attorney
explaining white hair hc sappy as fuck slowburn love story between bruce and hal where hal is the spectre but heal slowly/regain control while messing around with bruce something like that he’s ok at L3 but his hair are still white i like to think they’ll stay white and he gets offended 24/7 because everyone calls him an old man (and that random people helps him cross the road GJELGJZE)
probably should have saved a handful of these for december but i’m not about to wait that long
Bruce: I hate it here
Justice League: *needs Hal’s help with a mission*
Hal: *somewhere in outer space*
Barry: THE FLASH IS THE LAMEST SUPERHERO IN EXISTENCE
Hal: *zooming in to earth from space* WHOEVER SAID THAT YOUR MOM’S A HOE
Barry: *on the verge of tears* My mama is dead
Hal, currently squeezing Barry to death: Aww baby I know
Bruce: I hate this fucking job
happy (late) birthday big man!!!!!
I appreciate the canon that:
a) Only Klavier Gavin is allowed to bully Apollo Justice, according to Apollo Justice. When Phoenix teases Apollo calling him “Herr Forehead” in the DD Quiz DLC, Apollo gets mad and says only Prosecutor Gavin can call him that.
b) Only Simon Blackquill is allowed to bully Athena Cykes, according to Simon Blackquill. Simon riffs on Athena’s inexperience in 6-4, but the moment Nahyuta does the same, Simon decides it is his life calling to make Nahyuta miserable.
hi ace attorney fandom LOL
this was an actual conversation i had with my friends through text ;))
(im apollo)
Ooh…ever thought what would happen if Bruce came face-to-face with Sinestro (as Hal’s ex)? By the way, I adore your drawings! Jason, Kara, and Deadpool make a sweet trio. I love those cute spats of jealousy Bruce gets whenever Hal starts talking to one of his closer friends like Barry. ❤️❤️❤️
Thank you so much! I love jealous Bruce too!
Interviewer to Hal Jordan: So what’s it like to marry someone way, way WAY out of your league?
Bruce Wayne grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would ever be this happy.
